TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Thursday, February 12th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H Alcoholics Unanimous
Frank decides alcohol has become a menace to the 4077th and declares total prohibition.
M*A*S*H There Is Nothing Like a Nurse
A possible attack causes nurses and patients to leave the camp.
M*A*S*H Adam's Ribs
Tired of the GI diet of liver and fish, Hawkeye calls Chicago for an order of ribs.
M*A*S*H A Full Rich Day
Hawkeye records a letter to his father detailing his day in the OR with a mad Turk, a missing corpse and a gun-happy officer.
Gunsmoke The Scavengers
To save his own life, a man must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train.
Gunsmoke McCabe
An outlaw grabs a hostage while Matt is trying to arrest him and forces Matt to work out a deal.
Gunsmoke Sergeant Holly
An Army sergeant (Forrest Tucker) is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll.
Gunsmoke Jenny
Newly gets himself in legal trouble when he releases a dangerous outlaw (Steve Ihnat) who wants to visit his daughter.
Gunsmoke Captain Sligo
A middle-aged sea captain (Richard Basehart) gives up the nautical life and decides to settle in Dodge City.
The Andy Griffith Show A Wife for Andy
Barney thinks it's time Andy got married, but Andy has a plan of his own.
The Andy Griffith Show Dogs, Dogs, Dogs
A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a state official.
The Andy Griffith Show Mountain Wedding
The Darling family returns to Mayberry and asks Andy for help in dealing with Ernest T. Bass, a mountain man who keeps pursuing Briscoe's married daughter Charlene.
The Andy Griffith Show The Big House
Barney and Gomer are responsible for watching over two thieves who are temporarily jailed in Mayberry. Between the two of them, the criminals manage to escape three times.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie the Birdman
Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way.
The Andy Griffith Show The Haunted House
Andy, Barney, and Gomer look for a lost baseball while exploring a supposedly haunted house and experience some strange events inside.
Everybody Loves Raymond Pants on Fire
Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Date
Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond Frank's Tribute
Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year."
Everybody Loves Raymond Cruising With Marie
Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ray Home Alone
Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.
Everybody Loves Raymond Big Shots
Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.
Everybody Loves Raymond Move Over
Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.
The King of Queens Block Buster
Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.
The King of Queens Frozen Pop
Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.
The King of Queens Fair Game
Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.
The King of Queens Meet By-Product
Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.
The King of Queens The Shmenkmans
Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.
The King of Queens Surprise Artie
Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.
Seinfeld The Wink
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
Seinfeld The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
Seinfeld The Soup Nazi
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
Seinfeld The Secret Code
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancée, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.
The New Adventures of Old Christine House
Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Burning Down the House
Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Happy Couple
After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Mayberry R.F.D.
Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Job
Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Rival
Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.
The Andy Griffith Show The Bazaar
Andy's deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at the charity bazaar.