TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

Roseanne I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

Roseanne Body by Jake

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

Roseanne Isn't It Romantic?

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Roseanne Altar Egos

Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

Roseanne Nine Is Enough

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

Roseanne Two for One

Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.

Roseanne Snoop Davey Dave

Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!

Roseanne Girl Talk

When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.

Roseanne Sleeper

Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.

Roseanne Skeleton in the Closet

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

Roseanne Follow the Son

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.

Roseanne Punch and Jimmy

Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Roseanne White Men Can't Kiss

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

Roseanne Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

Seinfeld The Caddy

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

Seinfeld The Seven

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Shower Head

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

Seinfeld The Doll

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Seinfeld The Friars Club

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

Seinfeld The Wig Master

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".

Seinfeld The Calzone

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Seinfeld The Wait Out

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

The King of Queens S'ain't Valentine's

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

The King of Queens Do Rico

When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.

The King of Queens Roast Chicken

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

The King of Queens Animal Attraction

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Snakes on a Date

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.

The New Adventures of Old Christine So You Think You Can Date

Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).

The New Adventures of Old Christine Self-Esteem Tempura

When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Rage Against the Christine

When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Unidentified Funk

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Happy Endings

When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal

Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.

The New Adventures of Old Christine What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Reckless Abandonment

Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Honey, I Ran Over the Kid

Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.

The Golden Girls Valentine's Day

The girls sit around, eat cheesecake, and remember terrible Valentine's Day experiences.

The Golden Girls The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present

Blanche supplies a date for wedding-bound Dorothy; Sophia puts a curse on the newlyweds.