TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Monday, February 9th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H Mail Call
After the mail comes, Trapper makes plans to desert, and Frank rearranges his stock portfolio.
M*A*S*H A Smattering of Intelligence
The 4077th complicates the endeavors of two secret agents investigating each other.
M*A*S*H The General Flipped at Dawn
A new area commander scares everyone in the 4077th with his militarism.
Gunsmoke Celia
Newley's best friend becomes the victim of a con game perpetrated by a girl and her partner.
Gunsmoke Morgan
A psychopathic outlaw takes Dodge City hostage while waiting for an expected gold shipment.
Gunsmoke The Thieves
Three teenage boys on probation from the county jail are welcomed in Dodge City -- for a while.
Gunsmoke Hackett
A vengeful ex-convict seeks reprisal against a former partner who deserted him.
Gunsmoke Chato
Matt pursues his friend's killer (Ricardo Montalban), a renegade Indian, high into the mountains of New Mexico.
The Andy Griffith Show The Bank Job
Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.
The Andy Griffith Show One Punch Opie
Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and the Governor
Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone. The governor, impressed, visits Mayberry to commend him for doing his job without favoritism.
The Andy Griffith Show Man in a Hurry
Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday.
The Andy Griffith Show High Noon in Mayberry
Barney orders Gomer and Otis to keep watch on Andy when an ex-con Andy sent to prison many years before returns to Mayberry.
The Andy Griffith Show The Loaded Goat
Andy and Barney must figure out a way to prevent a farmer's goat who has eaten a load of dynamite from blowing up Mayberry.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Ride-Along
Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Family Bed
Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.
Everybody Loves Raymond Good Girls
Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl."
Everybody Loves Raymond T-Ball
Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.
Everybody Loves Raymond Traffic School
Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.
Everybody Loves Raymond Six Feet Under
Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Garage Sale
Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Wedding
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
The King of Queens Hungry Man
Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party.
The King of Queens Time Share
Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.
The King of Queens Where's Poppa?
Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.
The King of Queens Art House
Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.
The King of Queens Maybe Baby
A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.
The King of Queens Queasy Rider
Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.
Seinfeld The Beard
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
Seinfeld The Kiss Hello
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
Seinfeld The Doorman
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
Seinfeld The Jimmy
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
Roseanne Be My Baby
After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.
Roseanne Halloween V
Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.
Roseanne Homeward Bound
A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.
Roseanne Guilt by Imagination
Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Emmett's Brother-in-Law
Emmett's wife and his brother-in-law needle him to become an insurance salesman.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Drugstore Job
Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk.
The Andy Griffith Show The Church Benefactors
A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney Hosts a Summit Meeting
Barney is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting.