TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H Mad Dogs and Servicemen

While a search goes on for a dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a case of hysterical paralysis.

M*A*S*H Private Charles Lamb

Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier.

M*A*S*H Bombed

Frank is driven by his jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Hot Lips.

M*A*S*H Bulletin Board

A lecture, a Shirley Temple movie and a picnic are among the activities scheduled for the 4077th.

Gunsmoke Mirage

Festus, lost and wandering in the desert, stumbles into a ghost town and finds himself attacked by an unknown assailant.

Gunsmoke Tycoon

His foray into the freight business nearly results in Festus getting married.

Gunsmoke Jaekel

A released convict (Eric Braeden) comes to claim his long-time pen pal -- a married woman.

Gunsmoke Murdoch

An aging marshal tries to capture outlaws for execution, but finds one of the gang is his son.

Gunsmoke Cleavus

Festus' childhood friend kills a prospector, only to find the man's apparently rich mine contains only fool's gold.

The Andy Griffith Show Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army

Mountain man Ernest T. Bass goes on a window-breaking ruckus around town after the army refuses to accept him in their ranks. When Andy and Barney arrest him, he explains to them that he wants a uniform to attract women.

The Andy Griffith Show The Sermon for Today

A preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life.

The Andy Griffith Show Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee

Briscoe Darling decides to court and marry Aunt Bee after he is treated to her hospitality and home cooking. When he resorts to kidnapping, Andy rescues Aunt Bee and convinces her to make Briscoe work hard to clean up their home.

The Andy Griffith Show Gomer the House Guest

Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway.

The Andy Griffith Show A Black Day for Mayberry

Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain

Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Getaway

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Everybody Loves Raymond Working Girl

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Everybody Loves Raymond Be Nice

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Everybody Loves Raymond Dancing With Debra

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Moves Back

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Everybody Loves Raymond Diamonds

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Everybody Loves Raymond Silent Partners

Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

The King of Queens Wild Cards

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

The King of Queens Big Dougie

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protege, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

The King of Queens Soft Touch

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

The King of Queens Restaurant Row

Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.

The King of Queens Flower Power

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

The King of Queens Whine Country

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

Seinfeld The Pool Guy

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

Seinfeld The Sponge

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

Seinfeld The Gum

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

Seinfeld The Rye

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

The New Adventures of Old Christine One and a Half Men

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Decent Proposal

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine How I Hate Your Mother

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine White Like Me

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

Roseanne Don't Make Room for Daddy

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Roseanne Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Roseanne Labor Day

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Roseanne Past Imperfect

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Roseanne Lies My Father Told Me

Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.