TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Thursday, October 1st TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H Patent 4077
The junkman makes a much-needed surgical clamp for the 4077th; Klinger throws out Hot Lips' wedding ring.
M*A*S*H Tea and Empathy
Klinger and Father Mulcahy risk their lives to recover stolen medical supplies from a nearby bombed-out school.
M*A*S*H Your Hit Parade
Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.
M*A*S*H What's Up Doc?
When Margaret thinks she might be pregnant, the only rabbit available for the test is Radar's pet Fluffy.
Gunsmoke Mad Dog
Festus is mistaken for a gunman and offered $3,000 to fight the sons of a man his cousin is accused of killing.
Gunsmoke Muley
A gunman falls for one of Kitty's saloon girls (Lane Bradbury) while waiting to kill Matt and rob the bank.
Gunsmoke Mail Drop
A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father, only to learn that the man is a wanted criminal.
Gunsmoke Old Friend
An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife.
Gunsmoke The Favor
Kitty is torn between her obligation to a man who saved her life and her concern for the law and Matt.
The Andy Griffith Show Cousin Virgil
Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him.
The Andy Griffith Show Deputy Otis
Otis overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy.
The Andy Griffith Show Mr. McBeevee
When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect he has an imaginary friend.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Rich Girlfriend
Peggy McMillan and Andy get along fine until he learns her father is rich.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and the New Mayor
The new mayor of Mayberry is critical of Andy's work as sheriff.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Opie -- Bachelors
When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelorhood.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Model
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for headshots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Mentor
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
Everybody Loves Raymond Golf for It
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Home
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Everybody Loves Raymond Not So Fast
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
Everybody Loves Raymond Angry Sex
Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.
Everybody Loves Raymond P.T. & A
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
The King of Queens Missing Links
Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.
The King of Queens Hero Worship
Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop.
The King of Queens Screwed Driver
Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit.
The King of Queens Lush Life
Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.
The King of Queens Bun Dummy
Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.
The King of Queens Patrons Ain't
When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.
Seinfeld The Apology
Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.
Seinfeld The Dealership
Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.
Seinfeld The Reverse Peephole
Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.
Seinfeld The Cartoon
Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.
Seinfeld The Strong Box
Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.
Seinfeld The Wizard
Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Scores
Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee Learns to Drive
Andy faces some new problems when Aunt Bee buys a secondhand car.
The Andy Griffith Show Look Paw, I'm Dancing
Opie is reluctant to attend the school party after he learns that it is a dance.
The Andy Griffith Show The Gypsies
Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town.
The Andy Griffith Show Eat Your Heart Out
Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy.