TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Tuesday, September 29th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H The M*A*S*H Olympics
Alarmed at the poor physical condition of his unit, Col. Potter decides to hold an M*A*S*H Olympics.
M*A*S*H The Grim Reaper
Winchester and Hot Lips get food poisoning from an imported can of pheasant; Hawkeye is reprimanded for fighting.
M*A*S*H The Merchant of Korea
B.J. borrows $200 from Charles to send to his wife, only to have Charles take advantage of him in various ways.
Gunsmoke The Wrong Man
Matt and Festus lend money to a strapped farmer, then he loses it in a poker game.
Gunsmoke Whispering Tree
After eight years in prison for robbery, a farmer returns home and hopes to find the stolen money.
Gunsmoke The Well
A rainmaker tries to end Dodge City's drought before a public well, the town's last source of water, runs dry.
Gunsmoke Stage Stop
Doc Adams defends a gold shipment during a stagecoach ambush, and later at a way station.
Gunsmoke The Newcomers
A Scandinavian emigrant and his teenage son encounter the Wild West when they arrive to settle in Dodge City.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and the Choir
Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir.
The Andy Griffith Show Guest of Honor
To celebrate Founder's Day, Andy and Barney decide to choose a stranger at random to be Mayberry's Guest of Honor. Unbeknownst to them, the person they have chosen turns out to be a pickpocket.
The Andy Griffith Show The Merchant of Mayberry
Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee the Warden
With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.
The Andy Griffith Show The County Nurse
Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Contractor
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.
Everybody Loves Raymond Peter on the Couch
When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Everybody Loves Raymond Liars
Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Surprise Party
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Everybody Loves Raymond Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Everybody Loves Raymond Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
The King of Queens Friender Bender
Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.
The King of Queens No Retreat
Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers.
The King of Queens Ticker Treat
Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.
The King of Queens Lyin' Hearted
Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter.
The King of Queens Life Sentence
Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement to keep an eye on Arthur.
The King of Queens Veiled Threat
Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer.
Seinfeld The Fatigues
The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.
Seinfeld The Checks
Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.
Seinfeld The Chicken Roaster
Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.
Seinfeld The Abstinence
George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.
Seinfeld The Little Jerry
George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.
Seinfeld The Comeback
Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.
The Golden Girls Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 1
Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.
The Golden Girls Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 2
Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show The Church Organ
Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.
The Andy Griffith Show Girl Shy
Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.
The Andy Griffith Show Malcolm at the Crossroads
Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.
The Andy Griffith Show Otis, the Artist
Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.