TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H The General's Practitioner

Hawkeye is picked to be the personal physician for a corps commander until he gives the general a physical.

M*A*S*H Movie Tonight

Col. Potter plans to show his all-time favorite Western as a pick-me-up for the company's badly sagging morale.

M*A*S*H Souvenirs

Hawkeye and B.J. decide to do something about a helicopter pilot who uses natives to gather battlefield bric-a-brac to sell as war souvenirs.

Gunsmoke Island in the Desert

A desert hermit (Strother Martin) saves Festus' life, then forces him to be a pack animal.

Gunsmoke Island in the Desert

A hermit (Strother Martin) tries to get his long-hidden gold to civilization in order to fight an old enemy.

Gunsmoke The Colonel

A once-proud military officer (Lee J. Cobb) faces a painful and unplanned reunion with his daughter (Julie Cobb).

Gunsmoke The Sharecroppers

A young woman tries to force her lazy relatives to plant a crop before their landlord evicts them.

Gunsmoke The Squaw

A fleeing outlaw's (John Saxon) survival in the harsh badlands depends on an Indian woman (Arlene Martel).

The Andy Griffith Show Quiet Sam

Barney becomes increasingly suspicious of the new farmer in town. Andy agrees to pay him a visit and finds himself pulled into an unforgettable experience.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney Gets His Man

Barney becomes the toast of Mayberry when he helps capture an escaped convict. It goes to his head until the man escapes and returns to exact revenge on Barney.

The Andy Griffith Show The Guitar Player Returns

Jim Lindsey, a guitarist from Mayberry who becomes famous while playing in a band, returns to town after failing his solo career.

The Andy Griffith Show Bringing Up Opie

Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie and the Bully

Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.

Everybody Loves Raymond Tissues

Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.

Everybody Loves Raymond Snow Day

Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.

Everybody Loves Raymond Cookies

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

Everybody Loves Raymond Lucky Suit

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Skit

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Breakup Tape

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

Everybody Loves Raymond Talk to Your Daughter

Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.

The King of Queens Strike One

Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.

The King of Queens Strike Too

With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.

The King of Queens Strike Out

Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.

The King of Queens Dark Meet

Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.

The King of Queens Twisted Sitters

Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.

The King of Queens Work Related

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

Seinfeld The Stall

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

Seinfeld The Dinner Party

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

Seinfeld The Marine Biologist

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Seinfeld The Pie

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.

Seinfeld The Stand-In

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Seinfeld The Wife

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

The Golden Girls Zborn Again

Dorothy does not pay heed to Sophia's advice about the rekindled romance with Stan.

The Golden Girls How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?

Sophia wants to join a convent, but finds the rules too strict; Blanche is in an accident.

The Drew Barrymore Show Dave Franco New

Dave Franco (movie "Forgotten Island").

The Drew Barrymore Show Dave Franco

Dave Franco (movie "Forgotten Island").

The Andy Griffith Show Sam for Town Council

Sam is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for city council.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie and Mike

Andy, Opie and Sam tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son, Mike.

The Andy Griffith Show A Girl for Goober

Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.

The Andy Griffith Show Mayberry R.F.D.

Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.