TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Wednesday, September 30th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H Comrades in Arms
Hawkeye and Margaret go to give a demonstration at the 8063rd.
M*A*S*H Comrades in Arms
Hawkeye and Hot Lips come under heavy artillery fire in enemy territory, with Hawkeye receiving a leg wound.
M*A*S*H The Smell of Music
Charles' French horn practicing causes Hawkeye and B.J. to go on a bath strike.
Gunsmoke Quaker Girl
The identities of a criminal and a deputy marshal are confused when Quakers rescue the pair from a fight.
Gunsmoke Moonstone
A young farmer's ex-partner in crime, his girlfriend and his brother figure in the discovery of his forgotten past.
Gunsmoke Champion of the World
Bull Bannock, retired heavyweight champion, tries to make a place for himself in Dodge City.
Gunsmoke The Hanging
Matt and his deputies are tasked with the hanging of a ruthless gunman.
Gunsmoke Saturday Night
A vengeful prisoner poses a continual threat to the life of Marshal Matt Dillon.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Barney in the Big City
Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.
The Andy Griffith Show Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.
The Andy Griffith Show Three's a Crowd
Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson; when Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.
The Andy Griffith Show The Bookie Barber
Floyd hires a second barber, Medwin, when his barbershop gets too hectic. The shop flourishes, but Andy becomes suspicious when he sees the same men going into the shop every day.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy on Trial
J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation.
Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Everybody Loves Raymond Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Everybody Loves Raymond Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Everybody Loves Raymond Crazy Chin
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Nice Talk
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Everybody Loves Raymond Blabbermouths
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
The King of Queens Oxy Moron
Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride.
The King of Queens Depo Man
Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom.
The King of Queens Food Fight
Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie.
The King of Queens Double Downer
Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them.
The King of Queens Dougie Nights
Doug becomes addicted to the nightlife after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression.
The King of Queens No Orleans
Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them.
Seinfeld The English Patient
Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.
Seinfeld The Nap
George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).
Seinfeld The Butter Shave
Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.
Seinfeld The Junk Mail
Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.
Seinfeld The Slicer
Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.
Seinfeld The Betrayal
Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.
The Golden Girls Hey, Look Me Over
An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test.
The Golden Girls The Case of the Libertine Belle
Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show The Return of Barney Fife
Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.
The Andy Griffith Show The Legend of Barney Fife
Barney is shamed into displaying his "legendary" courage by going after an escaped convict.
The Andy Griffith Show Lost and Found
Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique pin, but finds it after she has spent the money.
The Andy Griffith Show Wyatt Earp Rides Again
An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendant of the famous Wyatt.