TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Friday, October 2nd TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H Mail Call Three
After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th.
M*A*S*H Temporary Duty
A "chest cutter" and a nurse from the 8063rd are sent to the 4077th in return for Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow.
M*A*S*H Potter's Retirement
Col. Potter learns that negative reports regarding him and the 4077th have reached Seoul.
M*A*S*H Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde
The amphetamine pill Charles takes to give him some energy has strange results.
Gunsmoke Fandango
Matt tries to bring a man to justice despite a maniacal man's vengeful attacks.
Gunsmoke The Returning
An outlaw, after eight years as a farmer, rejoins his old gang to rob the freight office.
Gunsmoke The Lure
Private detectives lay a trap for a fugitive using the man's daughter (Kim Darby) and Kitty as the bait.
Gunsmoke Noose of Gold
An assistant attorney general uses Matt's friendship for an outlaw to further his political career.
Gunsmoke Mistaken Identity
A fugitive assumes the identity of a man he believes has died from the bite of a rattlesnake.
The Andy Griffith Show The Cow Thief
The Mayberry mayor demands Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney Mends a Broken Heart
Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console him.
The Andy Griffith Show Lawman Barney
Barney loses his self-confidence when two farmers ignore his warning to stop selling produce from their truck.
The Andy Griffith Show The Mayberry Band
The Mayberry band, which has more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition.
The Andy Griffith Show Floyd, the Gay Deceiver
Floyd tries to impress his pen pal Madelyn Grayson, a rich widow, by pretending to be a wealthy man. Things get complicated when Madelyn decides to visit Mayberry and meet him face-to-face.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Rival
Opie is jealous of all the time his father spends with his new girlfriend, so he feigns several illnesses to keep them apart.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ally's F
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
Everybody Loves Raymond Boys' Therapy
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
Everybody Loves Raymond A Job for Robert
Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite downside.
Everybody Loves Raymond A Date for Peter
Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
Everybody Loves Raymond Favors
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Faux Pas
Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
Everybody Loves Raymond Tasteless Frank
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
The King of Queens Eddie Money
Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.
The King of Queens Two Thirty
When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.
The King of Queens Shrink Wrap
Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).
The King of Queens Arthur, Spooner
Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.
The King of Queens Window Pain
Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.
The King of Queens Holy Mackerel
Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.
Seinfeld The Burning
George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.
Seinfeld The Bookstore
Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.
Seinfeld The Frogger
Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George.
Seinfeld The Maid
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.
Seinfeld The Clip Show
Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.
Seinfeld The Clip Show
Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Let Him Eat Cake
Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Sleepless in Mar Vista
After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.
Roseanne Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.
Roseanne Confessions
Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.
Roseanne The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.
Roseanne The Wedding
Plans for Eddie and Crystal's wedding proceed until Crystal reveals more news.
Roseanne Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.