TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

Roseanne First Cousin, Twice Removed

Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.

Roseanne Lose a Job, Winnebago

The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.

Roseanne It's a Boy!

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Roseanne It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.

Roseanne Playing With Matches

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.

Roseanne Promises, Promises

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Roseanne Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.

Roseanne Tooth or Consequences

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.

Roseanne Daughters and Other Strangers

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.

Roseanne Two Down, One to Go

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Roseanne The Mommy's Curse

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Roseanne Party Politics

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Roseanne A Stash From the Past

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Roseanne Be My Baby

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Roseanne Halloween V

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Roseanne Homeward Bound

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Roseanne Guilt by Imagination

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Roseanne Homecoming

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.

Roseanne Thanksgiving '93

A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

Seinfeld The Conversion

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Seinfeld The Stall

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

Seinfeld The Dinner Party

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

Seinfeld The Marine Biologist

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Seinfeld The Pie

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.

Seinfeld The Stand-In

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Seinfeld The Wife

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

Seinfeld The Fire

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

Seinfeld The Hamptons

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

Seinfeld The Opposite

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."

The King of Queens Damned Yanky

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

The King of Queens Multiple Plots

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

The King of Queens Trash Talker

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

The King of Queens Precedent Nixin'

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The New Adventures of Old Christine

Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine House

Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Burning Down the House

Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Happy Couple

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

The New Adventures of Old Christine One and a Half Men

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Decent Proposal

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine How I Hate Your Mother

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine White Like Me

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Snakes on a Date

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.