TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

The New Adventures of Old Christine Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.

The New Adventures of Old Christine So You Think You Can Date

Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).

The Golden Girls The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo

Sophia's roommates, bored with themselves, are unaware of her active daytime life.

The Golden Girls The One That Got Away

Blanche encounters a former schoolmate who is the only man to ever turn her down.

The Golden Girls Yokel Hero

Rose competes for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year honors, with a little help of Blanche and Dorothy.

The Golden Girls Bang the Drum, Stanley

Sophia cries foul after being hit with a fly ball at the stadium; Stan tries to sue the ballpark.

The Golden Girls Sophia's Wedding: Part 1

Sophia wants to wed Max Weinstock, her husband's partner.

The Golden Girls Sophia's Wedding: Part 2

Sophia and Max return from their honeymoon and open a food stand on the boardwalk.

The Golden Girls Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?

Blanche's tattered jacket, containing a winning lottery ticket, ends up in charity.

The Golden Girls Scared Straight

Blanche learns that her brother is gay after he claims to have slept with Rose.

The Golden Girls Stan Takes a Wife

Dorothy wants her ex-husband back when he becomes engaged to another woman.

The Golden Girls The Auction

The roommates buy a dying artist's painting, hoping to sell it for a profit.

The Golden Girls Blind Date

Blanche has reservations about dating a blind man, since he cannot see her physical attributes; Dorothy and Rose coach a children's team.

The Golden Girls Impotence of Being Ernest

Rose feels inadequate when her new boyfriend experiences impotency.

The Golden Girls Love Me Tender

Sophia disapproves of the man Dorothy is dating; Blanche and Rose befriend juvenile delinquents.

The Golden Girls Valentine's Day

The girls sit around, eat cheesecake, and remember terrible Valentine's Day experiences.

The Golden Girls Two Rode Together

Dorothy takes Sophia to Disney World for quality time; Rose and Blanche write a children's book.

Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Next

Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Shower

Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.

Everybody Loves Raymond Baggage

Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Bachelor Party

Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.

Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Wedding

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a traditional, Barone-style ceremony; Robert assigns Ray to keep an eye on his future brother-in-law, Peter (Chris Elliott). Fred Willard and Georgia Engel also guest star.

Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Wedding

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.

Everybody Loves Raymond Fun with Debra

Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.

Everybody Loves Raymond Thank You Notes

Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out "thank you" notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.

Everybody Loves Raymond Home From School

Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.

Everybody Loves Raymond Misery Loves Company

After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Contractor

Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.

Everybody Loves Raymond Peter on the Couch

When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.

Everybody Loves Raymond Liars

Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.

Seinfeld The Chaperone

Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).

Seinfeld The Big Salad

George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.

Seinfeld The Pledge Drive

Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.

Seinfeld The Chinese Woman

A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.

Seinfeld The Couch

Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).

Seinfeld The Gymnast

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

Seinfeld The Soup

Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.

Seinfeld The Mom and Pop Store

Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.

Seinfeld The Secretary

George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.

Seinfeld The Race

Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.

Seinfeld The Switch

George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

Seinfeld The Scofflaw

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Self-Esteem Tempura

When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Rage Against the Christine

When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.