TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

Roseanne The Driver's Seat

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joyriding.

Roseanne White Trash Christmas

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Roseanne Suck Up or Shut Up

Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.

Roseanne Busted

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Roseanne David vs. Goliath

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Roseanne Everyone Comes to Jackie's

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Roseanne Don't Make Room for Daddy

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Roseanne Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Roseanne Labor Day

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Roseanne Past Imperfect

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Roseanne Lies My Father Told Me

Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.

Roseanne I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

Roseanne Body by Jake

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

Roseanne Isn't It Romantic?

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Roseanne Altar Egos

Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

Roseanne Nine Is Enough

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

Roseanne Two for One

Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.

Roseanne Snoop Davey Dave

Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!

Roseanne Girl Talk

When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.

Seinfeld The Gum

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

Seinfeld The Rye

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

Seinfeld The Caddy

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

Seinfeld The Seven

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Shower Head

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

Seinfeld The Doll

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Seinfeld The Friars Club

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

Seinfeld The Wig Master

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat."

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

The King of Queens Like Hell

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

The King of Queens Sandwiched Out

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

The King of Queens Shear Torture

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

The King of Queens Inn Escapable

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Change of Heart/Pants

When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Hair

After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine He Ain't Heavy

While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Old Maid of Honor

Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Love: A Cautionary Tale

Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Bahamian Rhapsody

After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Burning Love

Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Mole

After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine For Love or Money

Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Dr. Little Man

Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.