TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

The Drew Barrymore Show Valerie Bertinelli; Chef Marc Forgione New

Chef Marc Forgione shows how to make carbonara in a jar.

The Drew Barrymore Show Aubrey Plaza New

Aubrey Plaza (book "Luna and the Witch Throw a Halloween Party").

The Andy Griffith Show Otis the Deputy

Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers.

The Andy Griffith Show Goober Makes History

Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher.

The Andy Griffith Show A New Doctor in Town

The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.

The Andy Griffith Show Don't Miss a Good Bet

Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.

M*A*S*H Dear Ma

Radar writes home to his mother while Hawkeye carries on foot inspection and Col. Potter gets shot in the backside.

M*A*S*H Der Tag

Hawkeye and B.J.'s efforts to be nice to Frank backfire when they invite him to join their poker game, and he cleans them out.

M*A*S*H Hawkeye

Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English.

M*A*S*H Some 38th Parallels

Frank decides to make money by auctioning off the camp garbage; Hawkeye's love life suffers a serious attack.

Gunsmoke The Hide Cutters

Matt joins a trail drive to prevent a conflict between the drivers and some hide-cutters.

Gunsmoke Zavala

Matt befriends a 13-year-old Mexican boy who believes the marshal can rid his village of a group of bandits.

Gunsmoke Uncle Finney

A bizarre attempted robbery by two bumbling hill-country brothers turns into a comedy of errors.

Gunsmoke Slocum

After Matt is forced to kill a crooked gambler, his vengeful father sets out to kill Matt.

Gunsmoke O'Quillian

A small, ornery Irishman (John McLiam) named O'Quillian spreads dissension in Dodge City.

The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Barney in the Big City

Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.

The Andy Griffith Show Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee

A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.

The Andy Griffith Show Three's a Crowd

Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson; when Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.

The Andy Griffith Show The Bookie Barber

Floyd hires a second barber, Medwin, when his barbershop gets too hectic. The shop flourishes, but Andy becomes suspicious when he sees the same men going into the shop every day.

The Andy Griffith Show Andy on Trial

J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation.

The Andy Griffith Show Cousin Virgil

Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him.

Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Parents

All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.

Everybody Loves Raymond A Job for Robert

Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite downside.

Everybody Loves Raymond A Date for Peter

Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.

Everybody Loves Raymond Favors

Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Faux Pas

Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.

Everybody Loves Raymond Tasteless Frank

Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.

Everybody Loves Raymond Sister-in-Law

Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.

The King of Queens Hi, School

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

The King of Queens Deconstructing Carrie

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

The King of Queens Black List

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

The King of Queens Wish Boned

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

The King of Queens Van, Go

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

The King of Queens Ice Cubed

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

Seinfeld The Postponement

George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.

Seinfeld The Maestro

Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.

Seinfeld The Wink

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

Seinfeld The Hot Tub

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Unidentified Funk

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Happy Endings

When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal

Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.