TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

The Drew Barrymore Show Channing Tatum; Alison Faulk

Channing Tatum and choreographer Alison Faulk are joined by the Magic Mike Live dancers for a special performance!

The Drew Barrymore Show Jennette McCurdy

Jennette McCurdy tells Drew about her latest book, "Half His Age."

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Girlfriend

Opie's friendship with an athletically superior girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female.

The Andy Griffith Show The Lodge

Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.

The Andy Griffith Show The Barbershop Quartet

The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of its singing contest.

The Andy Griffith Show The Ball Game

Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game and when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry, he becomes the town pariah.

M*A*S*H Hey, Doc

The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.

M*A*S*H The Bus

Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.

M*A*S*H Dear Mildred

While Col. Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a woodcarving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse.

M*A*S*H The Kids

The 4077th becomes an impromptu orphanage when heavy shelling forces Korean children to seek shelter at the camp.

Gunsmoke Death Train

Fear pervades Dodge City when a private railroad coach containing a victim of spotted fever is quarantined.

Gunsmoke Rope Fever

Festus is wrongfully accused of being the partner of a wounded bank robber.

Gunsmoke Wonder

A group of brothers plots the death of their sister's boyfriend in order to keep her as a household servant.

Gunsmoke Baker's Dozen

Doc Adams fights to prevent three newborn babies from going to an orphanage.

Gunsmoke The Victim

A lovesick roustabout faces a lynch mob when he accidentally kills a popular young cowhand.

The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter

Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader.

The Andy Griffith Show The Clubmen

Andy accepts a friend's offer to join an exclusive club and brings along Barney, who makes a fool of himself by putting on airs. Andy soon learns that only he has been selected for membership.

The Andy Griffith Show The Pickle Story

Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.

The Andy Griffith Show Sheriff Barney

A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town.

The Andy Griffith Show The Farmer Takes a Wife

Andy and Barney help Jeff, a farmer visiting Mayberry, search for a bride by cleaning him up and teaching him proper etiquette. Unfortunately for Barney, Jeff chooses Thelma Lou as his wife.

The Andy Griffith Show The Keeper of the Flame

Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Surprise Party

Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Bird

The Barons spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.

Everybody Loves Raymond Jazz Records

After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.

Everybody Loves Raymond Debra at the Lodge

Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.

Everybody Loves Raymond Slave

Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.

Everybody Loves Raymond Whose Side Are You On?

Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.

Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness

Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.

Everybody Loves Raymond Party Dress

Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.

The King of Queens Foe: Pa

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

The King of Queens Tank Heaven

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

The King of Queens Altar Ego

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

The King of Queens Icky Shuffle

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

The King of Queens Awful Bigamy

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

The King of Queens Lost Vegas

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.

Seinfeld The Beard

Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.

Seinfeld The Kiss Hello

Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.

Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

The Golden Girls You Gotta Have Hope

Rose finally gets to confront her fantasy that Bob Hope is her father.

The Golden Girls Fiddler on the Ropes

Sophia invests her roommates' money in a prizefighter named "Kid Pepe" who is a gifted violinist.

The Golden Girls 'Till Death Do Us Volley

Dorothy and her former tennis rival play practical jokes during a reunion.

The Golden Girls High Anxiety

Dorothy and Blanche try to help Rose overcome a 30-year dependency on prescription medication.