TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Thursday, July 2nd TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H B.J. Papa San
B.J. becomes a surrogate father to a Korean family when the young daughter seeks medical assistance for her father.
M*A*S*H Inga
Hawkeye falls for a Swedish doctor who arrives at the 4077th to observe combat surgery.
M*A*S*H The Price
Col. Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral; Hawkeye and B.J. try to help a young Korean.
M*A*S*H The Young and the Restless
A young surgeon from Tokyo makes the doctors of the 4077th feel out of touch with new medical practices.
Gunsmoke The Wedding
A strong-willed daughter marries against the wishes of her domineering father.
Gunsmoke Bohannan
Skeptical Doc Adams attempts to expose a supposed faith healer (Richard Kiley) as a charlatan.
Gunsmoke Judgement
After serving a prison term for Army desertion, a former convict comes seeking revenge against the man who caused his capture.
Gunsmoke The Drummer
A former cavalryman is attracted to the mother of a half-Indian boy injured in an Indian massacre led by the soldier.
Gunsmoke Sarah
Matt poses as an old love's (Anne Francis) husband when he rides into an outlaw hide-out.
The Andy Griffith Show The Beauty Contest
Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.
The Andy Griffith Show Alcohol and Old Lace
Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy, the Marriage Counselor
Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.
The Andy Griffith Show Mayberry on Record
Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy Saves Barney's Morale
Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and the Gentleman Crook
A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Everybody Loves Raymond Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Everybody Loves Raymond Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Everybody Loves Raymond Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Everybody Loves Raymond Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
The King of Queens Lush Life
Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.
The King of Queens Bun Dummy
Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.
The King of Queens Patrons Ain't
When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.
The King of Queens Eddie Money
Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.
The King of Queens Two Thirty
When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.
The King of Queens Shrink Wrap
Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).
Seinfeld The Diplomats Club
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
Seinfeld The Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
Seinfeld The Understudy
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
Seinfeld The Engagement
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Too Close for Christine
When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Change of Heart/Pants
When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Hair
After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.
The Drew Barrymore Show Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer joins Drew in the kitchen to whip up his favorite breakfast sandwich and dishes on his new series, "Free Bert."
The Drew Barrymore Show Desi Lydic
Desi Lydic ("The Daily Show") hits the Drew's News desk to cover the headlines.
The Andy Griffith Show The New Housekeeper
The Taylor's housekeeper leaves and is replaced by Aunt Bee. However, Opie disapproves of her and wants to fire her.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Charity
Andy tries to convince Opie to give more than three cents to a fundraising drive, but Opie refuses and states that he is saving money to buy his girlfriend Charlotte something.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and the Gentleman Crook
A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Opie, Housekeepers
Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.
