TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

The Andy Griffith Show Bringing Up Opie

Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Hobo Friend

Andy and Opie go fishing and encounter an unhoused person, who later becomes friends with Opie and negatively impacts his conscience.

The Andy Griffith Show The Pickle Story

Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.

The Andy Griffith Show A Medal for Opie

Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead.

The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee the Warden

With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.

The Andy Griffith Show Mr. McBeevee

When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect he has an imaginary friend.

The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Opie -- Bachelors

When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelorhood.

The Andy Griffith Show Convicts at Large

Barney and Floyd run out of gas on their way home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone, they are captured and held hostage in a remote cabin by a group of escaped female convicts.

The Andy Griffith Show One Punch Opie

Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends.

The Andy Griffith Show The Loaded Goat

Andy and Barney must figure out a way to prevent a farmer's goat who has eaten a load of dynamite from blowing up Mayberry.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie the Birdman

Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way.

The Andy Griffith Show A Black Day for Mayberry

Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.

The Andy Griffith Show Citizen's Arrest

Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.

The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Opie's Pal

Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship.

The Andy Griffith Show Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army

Mountain man Ernest T. Bass goes on a window-breaking ruckus around town after the army refuses to accept him in their ranks. When Andy and Barney arrest him, he explains to them that he wants a uniform to attract women.

The Andy Griffith Show Back to Nature

Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.

The Andy Griffith Show The Mayberry Band

The Mayberry band, which has more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain

Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.

The Andy Griffith Show A Plaque for Mayberry

The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.

The Andy Griffith Show Andy Discovers America

Andy's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and a new teacher.

Everybody Loves Raymond Crazy Chin

Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Nice Talk

While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.

Everybody Loves Raymond Blabbermouths

Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Model

A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for headshots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Mentor

Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.

Everybody Loves Raymond Golf for It

Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Home

One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.

The King of Queens Arthur, Spooner

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

The King of Queens Window Pain

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

The King of Queens Holy Mackerel

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

The King of Queens Kirbed Enthusiasm

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

The King of Queens Mammary Lane

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

The King of Queens Business Affairs

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

Seinfeld The Postponement

George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.

Seinfeld The Maestro

Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.

Seinfeld The Wink

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

Seinfeld The Hot Tub

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

The New Adventures of Old Christine He Ain't Heavy

While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Old Maid of Honor

Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Love: A Cautionary Tale

Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Bahamian Rhapsody

After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.

Roseanne Dan's Birthday Bash

When Dan goes head-to-head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.

Roseanne Saturday

Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.

Roseanne Canoga Time

Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.

Roseanne The Monday Thru Friday Show

Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.

Roseanne Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.