TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

Roseanne Father's Day

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticizes Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

Roseanne Nightmare on Oak Street

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

Roseanne Mall Story

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

Roseanne Becky's Choice

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

Roseanne The Slice of Life

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

Roseanne Workin' Overtime

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

Roseanne Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

Roseanne Death and Stuff

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Roseanne Dear Mom and Dad

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

Roseanne Let's Call It Quits

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Roseanne Inherit the Wind

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Roseanne Little Sister

Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.

Roseanne Guilt by Disassociation

Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success, but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.

Roseanne Somebody Stole My Gal

Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Seinfeld The Soup Nazi

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

Seinfeld The Secret Code

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancée, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

Seinfeld The Pool Guy

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

Seinfeld The Sponge

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

Seinfeld The Gum

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

Seinfeld The Rye

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

Seinfeld The Caddy

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

Seinfeld The Seven

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Shower Head

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

Seinfeld The Doll

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

The King of Queens Flame Resistant

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

The King of Queens Flash Photography

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

The King of Queens Connect Four

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

The King of Queens Loaner Car

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Burning Love

Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Mole

After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine For Love or Money

Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Dr. Little Man

Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Curious Case of Britney B

The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Nuts

Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love Woo, I Hate You

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Whale of a Tale

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Truth or Dare

Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns, and she must sort out her feelings.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Family Unfair

As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.

The Golden Girls Family Affair

Rose's daughter and Dorothy's son visit their mothers at the same time.

The Golden Girls Vacation

Rose, Blanche and Dorothy take a vacation at a resort that doesn't live up to its reputation.