TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H Out of Gas

Heavy casualties nearly exhaust the unit's supply of Pentothal.

M*A*S*H An Eye for a Tooth

Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for a promotion philosophically until he hears of a heroic helicopter pilot's advancement.

M*A*S*H Dear Sis

Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter home to his sister.

Gunsmoke Yankton

An egotistical drifter swears to get revenge on a wealthy rancher who beat him at poker.

Gunsmoke Blindman's Bluff

A lonely spinster finds romance with a wounded stranger she nurses back to health.

Gunsmoke Alias Festus Haggin

Festus is arrested and forced to stand trial as a murderer named Frank Eaton, who looks just like him.

Gunsmoke The River

Matt recovers loot from a series of holdups but is pursued by thieves.

Gunsmoke The River

While on a raft with two children, Matt faces a dual threat from the outlaws and a Frenchman he saved earlier.

The Andy Griffith Show Christmas Story

Store owner Ben Weaver gets moonshiner Sam Muggins and his family locked up during Christmas, so Andy and Barney throw Sam and his family a Christmas party in jail.

The Andy Griffith Show Stranger in Town

A stranger disrupts the lives of the citizens of Mayberry because he knows everyone's name and business.

The Andy Griffith Show Mayberry Goes Hollywood

A Hollywood producer wants to make Mayberry the backdrop for his latest movie, causing the entire town to go into a frenzy as they alter themselves to live up to Hollywood's expectations.

The Andy Griffith Show The Horse Trader

Andy does some fast-talking with an antiques dealer to get rid of the town's old, worthless cannon. But when Opie mimics his father's antics, Andy begins to have second thoughts about his dealing.

The Andy Griffith Show Those Gossipin' Men

Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

Everybody Loves Raymond Misery Loves Company

After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Contractor

Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.

Everybody Loves Raymond Peter on the Couch

When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.

Everybody Loves Raymond Liars

Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Surprise Party

Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Bird

The Barons spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.

Everybody Loves Raymond Jazz Records

After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.

The King of Queens Double Downer

Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them.

The King of Queens Dougie Nights

Doug becomes addicted to the nightlife after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression.

The King of Queens No Orleans

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them.

The King of Queens Missing Links

Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.

The King of Queens Hero Worship

Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop.

The King of Queens Screwed Driver

Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit.

Seinfeld The Doorman

Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.

Seinfeld The Jimmy

Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.

Seinfeld The Doodle

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry

Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).

The Golden Girls Take Him, He's Mine

Dorothy begs Blanche to go out with her ex-husband, Stan, but becomes jealous when the couple hits it off; Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor.

The Golden Girls It's a Miserable Life

A neighbor dies shortly after having a heated argument with Rose.

The Golden Girls Isn't It Romantic

Rose befriends Dorothy's former college buddy (Lois Nettleton), not knowing that the woman is a lesbian.

The Golden Girls Big Daddy's Little Lady

Blanche has trouble dealing with her father's plan to marry a much younger woman.

The Drew Barrymore Show Sunny Anderson; Dan Souza; Ilona Maher

Olympian Ilona Maher joins Drew at the news desk to hit the headlines; Sunny Anderson and Dan Souza share recipes for sheet-pan meals.

The Drew Barrymore Show Chad Michael Murray

Chad Michael Murray takes on Drew in ping pong with a round of "Ping It On."

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Girlfriend

Opie's friendship with an athletically superior girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female.

The Andy Griffith Show The Lodge

Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.

The Andy Griffith Show The Barbershop Quartet

The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of its singing contest.

The Andy Griffith Show The Ball Game

Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game and when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry, he becomes the town pariah.