TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H The Billfold Syndrome

Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit.

M*A*S*H None Like It Hot

The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger.

M*A*S*H They Call the Wind Korea

A strong windstorm affects the members of the 4077th in various ways.

M*A*S*H Major Ego

Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage.

Gunsmoke Drago

An elderly trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him.

Gunsmoke The Bullet

A bushwhacked Matt will die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed.

Gunsmoke The Bullet

Festus and Newley overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to a wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold.

Gunsmoke The Bullet

Doc must decide whether to risk operating on the gravely wounded Matt.

Gunsmoke P.S.: Murry Christmas

Seven homeless children spend Christmas on their way from a Kansas orphanage to California.

The Andy Griffith Show The Luck of Newton Monroe

A traveling salesman who sells items out of the trunk of his car arrives in Mayberry. However, he is plagued with bad luck and everything he touches turns into a minor disaster.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie and the Carnival

Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival shooting gallery without knowing that it is a scam.

The Andy Griffith Show Banjo-Playing Deputy

A carnival's destitute banjo player is hired to take Barney's place.

The Andy Griffith Show The Manhunt

Andy, Mayberry's sheriff, and his deputy Barney offer to help track down an escaped criminal when the state police comes to town.

The Andy Griffith Show Guitar Player

With a dance band in an adjacent cell, a hometown guitar player auditions from jail.

The Andy Griffith Show Ellie Comes to Town

Ellie Walker, a young pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle in the local drugstore and tries to adjust to the unusual nature of the town and its residents.

Everybody Loves Raymond Just a Formality

Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Disciplinarian

Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.

Everybody Loves Raymond Sweet Charity

Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.

Everybody Loves Raymond Meeting the Parents

Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Plan

Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment, so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.

Everybody Loves Raymond Sleepover at Peggy's

When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.

Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Next

Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Shower

Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.

The King of Queens Sight Gag

Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.

The King of Queens Mean Streak

Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament.

The King of Queens Friender Bender

Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.

The King of Queens No Retreat

Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers.

The King of Queens Ticker Treat

Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.

The King of Queens Lyin' Hearted

Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter.

Seinfeld The Secretary

George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.

Seinfeld The Race

Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.

Seinfeld The Switch

George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

Seinfeld The Scofflaw

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

The Golden Girls Adult Education

Blanche's professor tells her that she can pass her course easily, in return for unsavory favors.

The Golden Girls The Flu

Blanche, Dorothy and Rose vie for a charity award while fighting the flu.

The Golden Girls Job Hunting

Rose must look for work after she loses her grief-counseling job.

The Golden Girls Blind Ambitions

The roommates welcome Rose's recently blinded sister, whose independent manner is deceptive.

The Drew Barrymore Show Joe Isidori; Valerie Bertinelli; Sunny Anderson

It's a pizza palooza with Joe Isidori, Valerie Bertinelli and Sunny Anderson!

The Drew Barrymore Show Game Night With Sunny Anderson, Valerie Bertinelli and Mikel Welch

It's a Drew Crew game night, and Drew, Valerie Bertinelli, Sunny Anderson and Mikel Welch play Pictionary, with Ross hosting.

The Andy Griffith Show The Gypsies

Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town.

The Andy Griffith Show Eat Your Heart Out

Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy.

The Andy Griffith Show A Baby in the House

Aunt Bee agrees to a week of baby-sitting for her niece and finds the infant adores everyone but her.

The Andy Griffith Show The County Clerk

Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.