TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H Comrades in Arms

Hawkeye and Margaret go to give a demonstration at the 8063rd.

M*A*S*H Comrades in Arms

Hawkeye and Hot Lips come under heavy artillery fire in enemy territory, with Hawkeye receiving a leg wound.

M*A*S*H The Merchant of Korea

B.J. borrows $200 from Charles to send to his wife, only to have Charles take advantage of him in various ways.

M*A*S*H The Smell of Music

Charles' French horn practicing causes Hawkeye and B.J. to go on a bath strike.

Gunsmoke Noonday Devil

Pursued by Marshal Dillon, a Mexican bandit seeks sanctuary with a priest -- his twin brother.

Gunsmoke The Witness

A killer's relatives hold members of a family hostage so they can't testify.

Gunsmoke The Scavengers

To save his own life, a man must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train.

Gunsmoke McCabe

An outlaw grabs a hostage while Matt is trying to arrest him and forces Matt to work out a deal.

Gunsmoke Sergeant Holly

An Army sergeant (Forrest Tucker) is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt

Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.

The Andy Griffith Show Gomer Pyle USMC

Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Physical

Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.

The Andy Griffith Show Family Visit

Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.

The Andy Griffith Show The Education of Ernest T. Bass

Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.

The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Romance

Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags.

Everybody Loves Raymond Say Uncle

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Everybody Loves Raymond Separation

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Everybody Loves Raymond Frank Paints the House

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

Everybody Loves Raymond Ally's Birth

The Barons reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Angry Family

At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.

Everybody Loves Raymond No Roll

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond Odd Man Out

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.

The King of Queens Fair Game

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

The King of Queens Meet By-Product

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

The King of Queens The Shmenkmans

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

The King of Queens Surprise Artie

Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

The King of Queens Wild Cards

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

The King of Queens Big Dougie

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

Seinfeld The Movie

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Seinfeld The Visa

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Seinfeld The Shoes

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

Seinfeld The Outing

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

The Golden Girls Journey to the Center of Attention

Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.

The Golden Girls A Midwinter Night's Dream

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

The Golden Girls A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

The Golden Girls Rose: Portrait of a Woman

Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job.

The Drew Barrymore Show Valerie Bertinelli

Drew celebrates her pal Valerie Bertinelli and the launch of her book "Getting Naked," and has surprises for her all show long.

The Drew Barrymore Show Valerie Bertinelli

Drew celebrates her pal Valerie Bertinelli and the launch of her book "Getting Naked."

The Andy Griffith Show A Warning From Warren

Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists that a picnic will prove disastrous.

The Andy Griffith Show Off to Hollywood

The Taylor family goes to Hollywood when a company decides to make a movie about Andy.

The Andy Griffith Show Taylors in Hollywood

The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.

The Andy Griffith Show The Hollywood Party

Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.