Tuesday, September 1st TV listings for DTOUR
Private Eyes The Money Shot
Shade and Angie search for a prized racehorse; Shade considers cheating on his P.I. exam.
Private Eyes The Devil's Playground
Shade and Angie search for an arsonist and killer in the Toronto Islands; Shade's ego grows with his newly-minted P.I. license.
Mr. D Bully Awareness Week
Gerry decides to make a video presentation for Bully Awareness Week.
Mr. D The Dance
Gerry organizes a dance as a fundraiser for the girls' basketball team; Robert tells Lisa he had a dream about Trudy.
Mr. D Job Opportunity
Gerry sees an opportunity when a job opens up in the physical education department; Lisa is assigned Callaghan's niece.
Mr. D Guest Speaker
Gerry must find a guest speaker for Career Day who is better than Dwyer's; Robert has a fraternity reunion and tries to avoid getting sick.
The Middle Thanksgiving V
Axl looks for the right time to share news about his college classes; Frankie's dad reveals a gambling loss; Sue hides a secret; Brick determines to have lime-green Jell-O salad on Thanksgiving.
The Middle The Jump
Frankie rescues a lost dog and takes solace in the unconditional love she receives; Sue surprises her parents when she makes the volleyball team; Axl asks Brick for help with school.
George Lopez Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.
George Lopez George Thinks Vic's Fiancee Is Lion About Being a Cheetah
George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée.
Mike & Molly The Bitter Man and the Sea
Mike and Molly must rescind Carl's invitation to their anniversary cruise after his nasty breakup with Victoria.
Mike & Molly Pilot
Teacher Molly Flynn invites officer Mike Biggs to speak to her fourth-grade class after becoming smitten with him at an Overeaters' Anonymous meeting.
Two and a Half Men Crude and Uncalled For
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?
Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.
Two and a Half Men I Found Your Mustache
Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.
The Drew Carey Show Drew Blows His Promotion
Drew updates the store's training video in hopes of getting a promotion, but Kate pulls a prank and ruins the video.
The Drew Carey Show Check Out Drew's Old Flame
Drew's old classmate charms him into letting her move in with him, even after she starts causing trouble.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Frosted Tips
While the team searches for one of the CIA's most wanted, Chuck worries about the Intersect's effect on Morgan; Sarah gives Casey relationship advice; Captain Awesome makes a revelation about Jeff and Lester.
Rizzoli & Isles Dirty Little Secret
Tension mounts between Jane and Maura; Jane and Maura investigate the death of a college student; Angela is upset by Frankie Sr.'s news.
Rizzoli & Isles This Is How a Heart Breaks
Maura meets a man in an unusual way; Jane has mixed emotions when someone from her past returns.
The West Wing Galileo
Problems plague President Bartlet as he prepares to address thousands of schoolchildren, including a fire in a Russian nuclear missile silo and lost communication with a Mars spacecraft.
The West Wing Noel
Leo orders Josh to seek counseling; the president insists on signing all of his Christmas cards; Sam is at odds with a representative who publicly supports the use of oil reserves.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Frosted Tips
While the team searches for one of the CIA's most wanted, Chuck worries about the Intersect's effect on Morgan; Sarah gives Casey relationship advice; Captain Awesome makes a revelation about Jeff and Lester.
Rizzoli & Isles Dirty Little Secret
Tension mounts between Jane and Maura; Jane and Maura investigate the death of a college student; Angela is upset by Frankie Sr.'s news.
Rizzoli & Isles This Is How a Heart Breaks
Maura meets a man in an unusual way; Jane has mixed emotions when someone from her past returns.
The West Wing Galileo
Problems plague President Bartlet as he prepares to address thousands of schoolchildren, including a fire in a Russian nuclear missile silo and lost communication with a Mars spacecraft.
The West Wing Noel
Leo orders Josh to seek counseling; the president insists on signing all of his Christmas cards; Sam is at odds with a representative who publicly supports the use of oil reserves.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Frosted Tips
While the team searches for one of the CIA's most wanted, Chuck worries about the Intersect's effect on Morgan; Sarah gives Casey relationship advice; Captain Awesome makes a revelation about Jeff and Lester.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
The Inland Enforcement Team track down an alleged German sex offender; a detector dog sniffs out trouble in an unclaimed suitcase from Dubai.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A Canadian wanted in Alberta is stopped en route to Ecuador; a parcel of baby food contains surprising ingredients.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A Russian dissident's complicated past raises questions for officers; a Korean tourist's resume and school diplomas raise eyebrows.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
The Inland Enforcement Unit tracks a pair of Honduran drug runners; an American tourist seems to have already put down roots in Canada.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
Trouble looms for a young Asian woman carrying someone else's bag, and a pair of Canadians return from a concert in California with more than a T-shirt.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A street performer is caught in the middle of an escape act; a cheeky bus passenger answers questions about his mischievous past.