Saturday, September 5th TV listings for DTOUR
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Fresh Powder
Hidden compartments in a traveler's backpack raise red flags; the discovery of a deadly weapon leaves mail center workers stunned.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Rap Stars
Officers look for a message in a bottle; a lack of papers land a group of LA rappers in the doghouse; a young man receives a wake-up call.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Dirty Money
An accidental detour leads two Canadians to a dead-end; an ornate frame holds more than just a picture; a man is suspected of money laundering.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Ejected
An American traveler has trouble recalling his hazy past; bad decisions may keep a rugby player off the pitch; a bag is found in a restricted area.
The Drew Carey Show Fetal Attraction
Drew (Drew Carey) befriends a pregnant woman who, after one date, decides he's the perfect father for her child.
The Drew Carey Show The Warsaw Closes
Drew and friends try to prevent the closing of their favorite bar.
The Drew Carey Show Oswald's Dad Returns
Drew realizes that the real-estate office where he and Oswald's ex-convict dad work is scamming clients.
The Drew Carey Show All Work and No Play
Drew (Drew Carey) has had enough of his sham marriage to Wick (Craig Ferguson), so he throws him out of the house.
The Middle The Jeans
Sue wants an expensive pair of jeans in order to fit in with her peers; Frankie and Mike let Brick take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog for a few days.
The Middle The Neighbor
Sue has a confrontation with a neighbor's sons; Axl is asked to help Brick with a gym requirement.
George Lopez Girl Fight
Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).
George Lopez George vs. George
George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.
Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?
Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.
Two and a Half Men I Found Your Mustache
Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.
Two and a Half Men Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
The Drew Carey Show Fetal Attraction
Drew (Drew Carey) befriends a pregnant woman who, after one date, decides he's the perfect father for her child.
The Drew Carey Show The Warsaw Closes
Drew and friends try to prevent the closing of their favorite bar.
The Drew Carey Show Oswald's Dad Returns
Drew realizes that the real-estate office where he and Oswald's ex-convict dad work is scamming clients.
The Drew Carey Show All Work and No Play
Drew (Drew Carey) has had enough of his sham marriage to Wick (Craig Ferguson), so he throws him out of the house.
Mike & Molly Mike Likes Briefs
Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant.
Mike & Molly Mike Takes a Test
Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position, but stress over the qualification exam takes a toll on their relationship.
The Middle The Jeans
Sue wants an expensive pair of jeans in order to fit in with her peers; Frankie and Mike let Brick take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog for a few days.
The Middle The Neighbor
Sue has a confrontation with a neighbor's sons; Axl is asked to help Brick with a gym requirement.
George Lopez Girl Fight
Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).
George Lopez George vs. George
George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.
Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?
Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.
Two and a Half Men I Found Your Mustache
Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.
Two and a Half Men Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
The Drew Carey Show Fetal Attraction
Drew (Drew Carey) befriends a pregnant woman who, after one date, decides he's the perfect father for her child.
The Drew Carey Show The Warsaw Closes
Drew and friends try to prevent the closing of their favorite bar.
Mike & Molly Mike Likes Briefs
Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant.
Mike & Molly Mike Takes a Test
Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position, but stress over the qualification exam takes a toll on their relationship.
The Drew Carey Show Oswald's Dad Returns
Drew realizes that the real-estate office where he and Oswald's ex-convict dad work is scamming clients.
The Drew Carey Show All Work and No Play
Drew (Drew Carey) has had enough of his sham marriage to Wick (Craig Ferguson), so he throws him out of the house.
The Middle The Jeans
Sue wants an expensive pair of jeans in order to fit in with her peers; Frankie and Mike let Brick take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog for a few days.
The Middle The Neighbor
Sue has a confrontation with a neighbor's sons; Axl is asked to help Brick with a gym requirement.
George Lopez Girl Fight
Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).
George Lopez George vs. George
George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.
Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?
Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
An American's trip to Alaska heads south; officers suspect a convicted drug dealer is taking his business north; a ship containing weapons is searched.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Forty-Four Blues
Officers stop a father and son packing loads of ammo, but can't find the gun. Meanwhile, the Vessel Search Unit find a suspect sailor on a US tug.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A young man's lies could keep him from his fiancée, while the discovery of a gold bar and lots of cash spell trouble for another traveler.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
Suspicions about a convicted smuggler uncover a scam; questions are raised when officers stumble upon a suitcase full of meat.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
Some engineering students carry out an unusual experiment; officers find a construction worker's story has no foundations.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line All Downhill
A jewelry box contains something valuable; a biking teen hits a roadblock; a Thai sailor may be land-locked over computer content; a vagabond musician must prove his worth.