Friday, September 4th TV listings for DTOUR
Private Eyes Disappearing Act
Shade and Angie track a magician who escaped police custody; Shade receives a tantalizing offer.
Private Eyes Family Jewels
Shade and Angie go undercover as an engaged couple when a family heirloom is stolen.
Mr. D The Crush
Gerry develops a crush on an annoying student; Simon gets driving lessons; Trudy and Robert become incomprehensible.
Mr. D The Other Woman
Gerry steps in when Bobbi and Craig break up; Robert disciplines students; Jimmy asks advice on growing wheatgrass.
Mr. D The Date
Gerry's date with Jean McCrory goes well until a gorgeous sex worker bursts in demanding her due; Leung bangs his head against a door and the students post the video online; Trudy regrets her decision.
Mr. D Gerry's Favourite Couple
Sean and Miranda's relationship is on the rocks, and Gerry feels he has to meddle; Robert wants to punish a student; Simon agrees to donate blood.
The Middle Hungry Games
Reverend Deveaux interferes with the Hecks' plan to use their coupon for an all-you-can-eat buffet after church.
The Middle The Award
Frankie tries to persuade Mike to attend a dinner honoring his dedicated service at the quarry; Sue forms a plan to build connections between students; Axl hopes to track down a girl who left a message on his phone.
George Lopez George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness
When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
George Lopez George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La
George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.
Mike & Molly Mike's Apartment
Mike invites Molly over to his apartment, but a call from his mother interrupts his plans for romance.
Mike & Molly After the Lovin'
After spending the weekend with Molly, Mike tries to follow Carl's advice to play it cool.
Two and a Half Men Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
Two and a Half Men The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Two and a Half Men Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
Two and a Half Men The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
The Drew Carey Show Cap-Beer-Cino
Drew (Drew Carey) fights back when an entrepreneur copies Buzz Beer and sells it at the Warsaw. Ed Begley Jr. and Rachel Hunter guest star.
The Drew Carey Show Drew vs. Mimi, Part II
Drew (Drew Carey) seems to have the inside track when he and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) compete for the job of employee representative.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Curse
Chuck and Sarah race to take down a computer virus; Ellie and Awesome's date takes a dark turn; Morgan must recover Chuck's P.A.N.T.S.
Rizzoli & Isles Cuts Like a Knife
Jane and Maura investigate the murder of a bride; Jane's new neighbor captures the attention of Angela, Frankie and Frost.
Rizzoli & Isles Home Town Glory
Jane and Frankie work hard to solve the murder of someone who grew up with them; Jane and Maura must decide when to reveal the truth about Lydia's pregnancy to Angela.
The West Wing Ellie
The surgeon general (Mary Kay Place) hints that marijuana should be decriminalized; Bartlet is angry when his daughter publicly states he would never fire the woman.
The West Wing Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail
Toby must meet with unruly protesters; Donna asks Sam to front an executive pardon for a convicted spy.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Curse
Chuck and Sarah race to take down a computer virus; Ellie and Awesome's date takes a dark turn; Morgan must recover Chuck's P.A.N.T.S.
Rizzoli & Isles Cuts Like a Knife
Jane and Maura investigate the murder of a bride; Jane's new neighbor captures the attention of Angela, Frankie and Frost.
Rizzoli & Isles Home Town Glory
Jane and Frankie work hard to solve the murder of someone who grew up with them; Jane and Maura must decide when to reveal the truth about Lydia's pregnancy to Angela.
The West Wing Ellie
The surgeon general (Mary Kay Place) hints that marijuana should be decriminalized; Bartlet is angry when his daughter publicly states he would never fire the woman.
The West Wing Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail
Toby must meet with unruly protesters; Donna asks Sam to front an executive pardon for a convicted spy.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Curse
Chuck and Sarah race to take down a computer virus; Ellie and Awesome's date takes a dark turn; Morgan must recover Chuck's P.A.N.T.S.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Fresh Powder
Hidden compartments in a traveler's backpack raise red flags; the discovery of a deadly weapon leaves mail center workers stunned.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Rap Stars
Officers look for a message in a bottle; a lack of papers land a group of LA rappers in the doghouse; a young man receives a wake-up call.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Dirty Money
An accidental detour leads two Canadians to a dead-end; an ornate frame holds more than just a picture; a man is suspected of money laundering.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Ejected
An American traveler has trouble recalling his hazy past; bad decisions may keep a rugby player off the pitch; a bag is found in a restricted area.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A traveler's belongings raise repeated alarms; a man's reasons for studying in Canada may not be academic; an American couple make the move to Alaska.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Cash Stash
A currency dog sniffs out thousands in undeclared cash; an aspiring actor can't keep track of the plot; officers arrest a wanted burglar.