Thursday, September 3rd TV listings for DTOUR
Private Eyes Karaoke Confidential
A hipster hires Shade and Angie to protect him from danger.
Private Eyes I Do, I Do
Shade and Angie investigate when the CEO of a lifestyle company is threatened, although she insists everything is going according to plan.
Mr. D Gerry's Evaluation
Under scrutiny from a board member, Gerry faces the challenge of showcasing his job prowess to avoid severe consequences; Robert becomes principal for a day.
Mr. D Late Shift
Gerry wants to buy a new car and finds a second job to make some extra cash for it; Robert cuts from Leung's library; Trudy finds out that Bobbi can't flirt.
Mr. D World Religions
Gerry brings his personal views into the classroom; a birthday gift for Callaghan; Simon has a crush on a teacher.
Mr. D Overnight Trip
Gerry comes up with a scheme to catch a basketball game on a school trip to Boston; his plan might fall apart due to Robert coming along as a chaperone.
The Middle War of the Hecks
Sue makes a discovery that leads to an ultimate prank battle with Axl; Brick tries to read a recommended biography on Debbie Reynolds.
The Middle The Carpool
Principal Barker (Rachel Dratch) asks the parents to form carpools while the bus drivers are on strike; Axl becomes an astronomy expert so he can tutor an attractive student; Mike receives two tickets to a basketball game.
George Lopez George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante
George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.
George Lopez George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less
George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
Mike & Molly Mike's Not Ready
Mike turns Molly down when she invites him in after a date.
Mike & Molly Carl Is Jealous
Mike invites Carl on a double date when he becomes jealous of the time Mike is spending with Molly.
Two and a Half Men This Is Not Gonna End Well
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
Two and a Half Men Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
Two and a Half Men A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
Two and a Half Men A Pudding-Filled Cactus
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
The Drew Carey Show Man's Best Same Sex Companion
Drew pretends to be in a same-sex relationship, so his medical insurance will cover his dog's operation.
The Drew Carey Show Two Drews and the Queen of Poland Walk Into a Bar
Drew finally forgives Earl, only to have him move in next door and copy Drew's every move; Mimi inherits a royal title.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Hack Off
Chuck turns to Verbanski (Carrie-Anne Moss) for help tracking a computer virus; Lester and Jeff's relationship is complicated by a new Buy More employee (Danny Pudi).
Rizzoli & Isles Money Maker
Jane and Maura investigate when a financier is found in a trash can, wearing a cloak and mask; Maura makes a deeper connection with her biological mother and half-sister.
Rizzoli & Isles Crazy for You
Detectives must piece together clues to find the murderer of two psychiatrists; a medical examiner offers to help Jane and Maura on a case.
The West Wing Bartlet's Third State of the Union
The crisis of U.S. hostages taken in Colombia looms, as the president delivers the State of the Union.
The West Wing The War at Home
Complications arise in a rescue effort to save federal drug agents taken hostage by Colombian terrorists; a senator threatens to run for president.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Hack Off
Chuck turns to Verbanski (Carrie-Anne Moss) for help tracking a computer virus; Lester and Jeff's relationship is complicated by a new Buy More employee (Danny Pudi).
Rizzoli & Isles Money Maker
Jane and Maura investigate when a financier is found in a trash can, wearing a cloak and mask; Maura makes a deeper connection with her biological mother and half-sister.
Rizzoli & Isles Crazy for You
Detectives must piece together clues to find the murderer of two psychiatrists; a medical examiner offers to help Jane and Maura on a case.
The West Wing Bartlet's Third State of the Union
The crisis of U.S. hostages taken in Colombia looms, as the president delivers the State of the Union.
The West Wing The War at Home
Complications arise in a rescue effort to save federal drug agents taken hostage by Colombian terrorists; a senator threatens to run for president.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Hack Off
Chuck turns to Verbanski (Carrie-Anne Moss) for help tracking a computer virus; Lester and Jeff's relationship is complicated by a new Buy More employee (Danny Pudi).
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Rap Stars
Officers look for a message in a bottle; a lack of papers land a group of LA rappers in the doghouse; a young man receives a wake-up call.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Dirty Money
An accidental detour leads two Canadians to a dead-end; an ornate frame holds more than just a picture; a man is suspected of money laundering.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Ejected
An American traveler has trouble recalling his hazy past; bad decisions may keep a rugby player off the pitch; a bag is found in a restricted area.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A traveler's belongings raise repeated alarms; a man's reasons for studying in Canada may not be academic; an American couple make the move to Alaska.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Cash Stash
A currency dog sniffs out thousands in undeclared cash; an aspiring actor can't keep track of the plot; officers arrest a wanted burglar.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
An American's trip to Alaska heads south; officers suspect a convicted drug dealer is taking his business north; a ship containing weapons is searched.