Monday, September 7th TV listings for DTOUR
Private Eyes The Extra Mile
The owner of a car racing team hires Shade and Angie; Angie and Shade adapt to their new roles.
Private Eyes Boardwalk Empire
Zoe Chow hires Shade and Angie to find out who broke into her apartment.
Mr. D Poker Night
When Gerry runs into a distraught Daniel Negreanu, he organizes a staff poker night to help him; things seem to be going well until Wayne Leung ends up winning.
Mr. D Staff Retreat
School staff members participate in a complex trust game that will accidentally reveal some of their darkest secrets; Robert gives a trust exercise that fails when he locks himself in a closet.
Mr. D Culture Day
Culture Day is being celebrated at the academy and Gerry wants the theme Dwyer has already chosen; Leung confesses that he loves Lisa; Callaghan and Trudy come up with a scheme to avoid Callaghan's ex-wife.
Mr. D Strip Club
Gerry tries to confirm his suspicions that Dwyer is moonlighting as a stripper; Secretary's Day; the staff lottery pool.
The Middle Vacation Days
Brick makes it hard for Mike to relax during the vacation he was forced to take; Frankie is furious when she learns that Axl was in town without letting her know; Sue tries extra hard to please her customers after receiving a bad review.
The Middle Stormy Moon
When Frankie is arrested over an unreturned library book, she thinks Brick is at fault; Cassidy and Axl are reunited during spring break.
George Lopez George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed
George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.
George Lopez George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Órale Fixation
When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.
Mike & Molly Mike Snores
Mike's incessant snoring interrupts his romance with Molly.
Mike & Molly Mike's New Boots
Molly becomes jealous when Mike introduces her as his friend to a woman who is flirting with him.
Two and a Half Men Springtime on a Stick
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
Two and a Half Men A Good Time in Central Africa
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
Two and a Half Men Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
Two and a Half Men Dead From the Waist Down
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
The Drew Carey Show Win a Date With Kate
Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other.
The Drew Carey Show New York and Queens
Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Santa Suit
Chuck and Sarah learn who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries; Ellie's Christmas plans come undone; a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More.
All American All That I Got Is You New
Cassius is forced to choose between his immediate family and the Bakers; Coop sets out on a mission to find Spencer while still struggling to help Preach; Layla's attempt to keep Jordan calm and comfortable during the Baker family crisis backfires.
Rizzoli & Isles Melt My Heart to Stone
A statue breaks open to reveal a dead woman inside; the squad gets a new homicide detective; Dennis Rockmond returns to Boston and tries to woo Maura; Lydia goes into labor.
The West Wing The Stackhouse Filibuster
An elderly senator attempts to thwart Bartlet's Family Wellness Act; Toby questions the vice president's motives for supporting a fuel-emission standards bill.
The West Wing 17 People
The president ponders a response to a possible terrorist plot; Toby learns of the president's battle with multiple sclerosis.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Santa Suit
Chuck and Sarah learn who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries; Ellie's Christmas plans come undone; a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More.
All American All That I Got Is You
Cassius is forced to choose between his immediate family and the Bakers; Coop sets out on a mission to find Spencer while still struggling to help Preach; Layla's attempt to keep Jordan calm and comfortable during the Baker family crisis backfires.
Rizzoli & Isles Melt My Heart to Stone
A statue breaks open to reveal a dead woman inside; the squad gets a new homicide detective; Dennis Rockmond returns to Boston and tries to woo Maura; Lydia goes into labor.
The West Wing The Stackhouse Filibuster
An elderly senator attempts to thwart Bartlet's Family Wellness Act; Toby questions the vice president's motives for supporting a fuel-emission standards bill.
The West Wing 17 People
The president ponders a response to a possible terrorist plot; Toby learns of the president's battle with multiple sclerosis.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Santa Suit
Chuck and Sarah learn who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries; Ellie's Christmas plans come undone; a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Armed Cruiser
The X-ray machine isn't fooled by aluminum foil wrapping; a truck full of plastic seems like it may have been tampered with.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Suspect Ride
A British traveler hopes to turn their back on their failed marriage; officers do a close inspection of a car that may contain drugs.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Cartel Courier
A foreign student's possessions are full of surprises; an X-ray machine finds a strange shape inside a container.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A tattoo artist brings the tools of his trade on his vacation; homemade treats conceal a deadly surprise.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A traveler swallows an unknown substance; a Thai vacation guide offers more than holiday advice; a car dealer takes a long road to the truth; hard iced tea and a passenger bring attention to a trucker.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Armed Cruiser
The X-ray machine isn't fooled by aluminum foil wrapping; a truck full of plastic seems like it may have been tampered with.