Wednesday, September 2nd TV listings for DTOUR
Private Eyes The Six
A 14-year-old witness to a shooting must be protected; Shade tries to figure out who Angie spent the night with while trying to keep a promise to his daughter.
Private Eyes Partners in Crime
Shade and Angie go undercover to try to expose a con artist; Angie, Jules and Don give Shade romantic advice.
Mr. D Quiz Cup
Liz leads the Quiz Cup team; Bobbi teaches an uncomfortable health unit; Robert loses patience with Trudy over her constant joking.
Mr. D Field Trip
Gerry has to help Bobbi chaperone a field trip to the museum; Jeff and Robert cover his classes back at Xavier.
Mr. D The Basketball Diaries
Gerry is desperate to win his first basketball game of the season; but his emotions take over when he learns that his ex and her husband are coaching the opposing team.
Mr. D Charity Day
For the school's charity day, Gerry steps into the ring with Mr. Dwyer to decide the Mr. D title once and for all.
The Middle The Christmas Tree
Axl wants to spend time with his friends when he comes home for Christmas; Sue's allergies threaten to ruin her holiday; Brick's lie is uncovered.
The Middle Sleepless in Orson
Frankie and Mike start to worry when Brick begins developing irrational fears; Sue is conflicted about Derrick Glossner's behavior; Axl and Sean shut down Darrin's attempt to start a Boss Co spinoff.
George Lopez George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying You'sta Loca Good
When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.
George Lopez George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes
George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.
Mike & Molly First Date
When Molly gets a cold before her first date with Mike, she takes cold medicine to feel better.
Mike & Molly First Kiss
Mike's ego takes a hit during a bowling date with Molly.
Two and a Half Men Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
Two and a Half Men Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
Two and a Half Men I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."
Two and a Half Men Gumby With a Pokey
Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
The Drew Carey Show See Drew Run
Attorneys step in to settle a dispute when Drew leads an employee revolt over management's refusal to create a skywalk.
The Drew Carey Show Drew Gets Married
Drew (Drew Carey) loses his luggage and money while attending a convention in Las Vegas, but wins a wife. Guest stars: Brett Butler, Jerry Van Dyke, Joely Fisher and Jeremy Piven.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Business Trip
Chuck and Sarah track an assassin who is trying to eliminate the new Intersect; Morgan tries to adjust to having the Intersect; Jeff exposes a new side of himself.
Rizzoli & Isles Welcome to the Dollhouse
Jane and Maura must piece together clues when the bodies of young women dressed as dolls are found on the public transit system; Angela makes changes at the café; Jane learns more about Casey's injury.
Rizzoli & Isles Throwing Down the Gauntlet
Jane tries to find a way to get Maura to meet her biological mother; Angela gets involved in a political campaign; a nun from Jane and Frankie Jr.'s past returns.
The West Wing The Leadership Breakfast
A bipartisan breakfast with members of Congress promises to be divisive; Josh and Sam start a fire in the Mural Room.
The West Wing The Drop-In
Leo tries to convince President Bartlet to approve a pricey missile defense system; C.J. attempts to dissuade a comic from performing at an annual dinner.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Business Trip
Chuck and Sarah track an assassin who is trying to eliminate the new Intersect; Morgan tries to adjust to having the Intersect; Jeff exposes a new side of himself.
Rizzoli & Isles Welcome to the Dollhouse
Jane and Maura must piece together clues when the bodies of young women dressed as dolls are found on the public transit system; Angela makes changes at the café; Jane learns more about Casey's injury.
Rizzoli & Isles Throwing Down the Gauntlet
Jane tries to find a way to get Maura to meet her biological mother; Angela gets involved in a political campaign; a nun from Jane and Frankie Jr.'s past returns.
The West Wing The Leadership Breakfast
A bipartisan breakfast with members of Congress promises to be divisive; Josh and Sam start a fire in the Mural Room.
The West Wing The Drop-In
Leo tries to convince President Bartlet to approve a pricey missile defense system; C.J. attempts to dissuade a comic from performing at an annual dinner.
Chuck Chuck Versus the Business Trip
Chuck and Sarah track an assassin who is trying to eliminate the new Intersect; Morgan tries to adjust to having the Intersect; Jeff exposes a new side of himself.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A distinctive bag has officers seeing double; a photographer misses the big picture; a heavily-modified truck causes concern.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line
A traveler's textbooks teach him an unexpected lesson; a tourist hits a snag instead of the slopes; officers inspect a shipment of cosmetics.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Jumbo Jet
Officers add charges to a woman's lengthy rap sheet and stumble upon a hair-raising package from Malaysia.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Rap Sheet
Officers are stumped by a backpacker carrying photos of his criminal activities; an American band gets caught in a jam.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Running Scared
Staff confront an American soldier running scared; a British woman causes confusion with her bag of tricks.
Border Security: Canada's Front Line Fresh Powder
Hidden compartments in a traveler's backpack raise red flags; the discovery of a deadly weapon leaves mail center workers stunned.