TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H Major Ego

Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage.

M*A*S*H Baby, It's Cold Outside

Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp when he receives a winterized polar suit from his parents.

M*A*S*H Point of View

The experiences of being wounded, flown to the 4077th, operated on and treated are seen through a soldier's eyes.

M*A*S*H Dear Comrade

Hawkeye and B.J. discover Charles living the life of Riley due to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant.

Gunsmoke Fandango

Matt tries to bring a man to justice despite a maniacal man's vengeful attacks.

Gunsmoke The Returning

An outlaw, after eight years as a farmer, rejoins his old gang to rob the freight office.

Gunsmoke The Lure

Private detectives lay a trap for a fugitive using the man's daughter (Kim Darby) and Kitty as the bait.

Gunsmoke Noose of Gold

An assistant attorney general uses Matt's friendship for an outlaw to further his political career.

Gunsmoke Mistaken Identity

A fugitive assumes the identity of a man he believes has died from the bite of a rattlesnake.

The Andy Griffith Show The Great Filling Station Robbery

Andy uses common sense and Barney uses modern technology to solve several burglaries at a filling station.

The Andy Griffith Show Andy Discovers America

Andy's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and a new teacher.

The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Medicine Man

Colonel Harvey, a traveling salesman, arrives at Mayberry and captivates Aunt Bee, who buys Harvey's dubious elixir and invites him for dinner. When Andy and Barney find Aunt Bee clearly drunk, they analyze Harvey's elixir.

The Andy Griffith Show The Darlings Are Coming

Andy unexpectedly has his hands full as The Darlings, a family of musicians from the mountains, arrive in Mayberry to meet a bus due the next day.

The Andy Griffith Show Andy's English Valet

Malcolm Merriwether, an English tourist, passes by Mayberry on a bicycle. After causing a traffic accident, he agrees to work off the damages as Andy's personal valet.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney's First Car

Barney spends his life savings to buy a used car. Unbeknownst to him, the car is actually a lemon and has several issues and defects.

Everybody Loves Raymond Say Uncle

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Everybody Loves Raymond Separation

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Everybody Loves Raymond Frank Paints the House

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

Everybody Loves Raymond Ally's Birth

The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Angry Family

At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.

Everybody Loves Raymond No Roll

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond Odd Man Out

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.

Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's Ring

Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.

The King of Queens Fixer Upper

Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

The King of Queens Best Man

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entree that he ordered at the reception.

The King of Queens Dog Days

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

The King of Queens Crappy Birthday

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

The King of Queens S'ain't Valentine's

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

The King of Queens Court Date

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

Seinfeld The Revenge

George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).

Seinfeld The Heart Attack

Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.

Seinfeld The Deal

Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.

Seinfeld The Baby Shower

Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.

Roseanne Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.

Roseanne First Cousin, Twice Removed

Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.

Roseanne Lose a Job, Winnebago

The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.

Roseanne It's a Boy!

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

The Drew Barrymore Show Uma Thurman New

Uma Thurman talks about her movie "Pretty Lethal," plays "behind-the-scenes" and dishes on her most iconic roles.

The Drew Barrymore Show Nicole McLaughlin New

Allrecipes' Nicole McLaughlin joins Drew in the kitchen to share her hacks for giving grocery store food a glow-up.

The Andy Griffith Show Malcolm at the Crossroads

Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.

The Andy Griffith Show Otis, the Artist

Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

The Andy Griffith Show The Return of Barney Fife

Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.

The Andy Griffith Show The Legend of Barney Fife

Barney is shamed into displaying his "legendary" courage by going after an escaped convict.