TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Thursday, March 26th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H The Young and the Restless
A young surgeon from Tokyo makes the doctors of the 4077th feel out of touch with new medical practices.
M*A*S*H Hot Lips Is Back in Town
Radar falls in love; Margaret celebrates her divorce.
M*A*S*H C*A*V*E
The 4077th's evacuation to a nearby cave poses a big problem for Hawkeye, then Col. Potter becomes aware of it.
M*A*S*H Rally Round the Flagg, Boys
Col. Flagg shows up at the 4077th again, convinced that Hawkeye is a Communist sympathizer.
Gunsmoke Major Glory
Two recaptured Army deserters frame Festus in an attempted murder of their sergeant.
Gunsmoke The Pillagers
Kitty and a young gunsmith from the East are abducted from a stagecoach on the road to Dodge City.
Gunsmoke Prairie Wolfer
Festus, left in charge of Matt's office, gets into trouble with two hunters.
Gunsmoke Stranger in Town
A professional gunfighter is hired to kill a businessman who is also courting the gunman's former wife.
Gunsmoke Death Train
Fear pervades Dodge City when a private railroad coach containing a victim of spotted fever is quarantined.
The Andy Griffith Show Gomer the House Guest
Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway.
The Andy Griffith Show A Black Day for Mayberry
Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.
The Andy Griffith Show Up in Barney's Room
Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.
The Andy Griffith Show A Date for Gomer
Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.
The Andy Griffith Show Citizen's Arrest
Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.
Everybody Loves Raymond Talk to Your Daughter
Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.
Everybody Loves Raymond A Vote for Debra
Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.
Everybody Loves Raymond Call Me Mom
When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction.
Everybody Loves Raymond Mother's Day
A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Bigger Person
Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond The First Time
Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Cult
The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.
The King of Queens Tube Stakes
Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open.
The King of Queens Doug Out
Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.
The King of Queens Get Away
Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life.
The King of Queens Dire Strayts
Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic.
The King of Queens I, Candy
Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.
The King of Queens Roamin' Holiday
Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.
Seinfeld The Cafe
Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.
Seinfeld The Tape
Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.
Seinfeld The Nose Job
Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.
Seinfeld The Stranded
After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Pilot
On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Supertramp
When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Open Water
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.
The New Adventures of Old Christine One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.
The Drew Barrymore Show Sunny Anderson, Arthur Brooks New
Drew hits the headlines with Sunny Anderson and "The Meaning of Your Life" author Arthur Brooks.
The Drew Barrymore Show Caroline Chambers New
Caroline Chambers shares recipes with Drew from her hit cookbook "What to Cook When You Don't Feel Like Cooking."
The Andy Griffith Show The Foster Lady
Aunt Bee is asked to star in a furniture polish commercial on TV.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober's Replacement
Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the station and proves to be efficient.
The Andy Griffith Show The Battle of Mayberry
Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl.
The Andy Griffith Show A Singer in Town
Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a rock 'n' roll star on TV.
