TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

M*A*S*H B.J. Papa San

B.J. becomes a surrogate father to a Korean family when the young daughter seeks medical assistance for her father.

M*A*S*H Inga

Hawkeye falls for a Swedish doctor who arrives at the 4077th to observe combat surgery.

M*A*S*H The Price

Col. Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral; Hawkeye and B.J. try to help a young Korean.

Gunsmoke The Prodigal

Amos and William Cole return to Dodge City seeking the man who shot their father in the Long Branch Saloon 12 years before.

Gunsmoke Vengeance

A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen.

Gunsmoke Vengeance

Matt goes after Bob Johnson who is planning to kill Parker to avenge the death of his friends.

Gunsmoke A Hat

A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Matt in their life-and-death dispute over a hat.

Gunsmoke Hard Luck Henry

"Hard-Luck" Henry Haggen (John Astin) wants advice from his "smart" cousin Festus.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie the Birdman

Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way.

The Andy Griffith Show The Haunted House

Andy, Barney, and Gomer look for a lost baseball while exploring a supposedly haunted house and experience some strange events inside.

The Andy Griffith Show Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army

Mountain man Ernest T. Bass goes on a window-breaking ruckus around town after the army refuses to accept him in their ranks. When Andy and Barney arrest him, he explains to them that he wants a uniform to attract women.

The Andy Griffith Show The Sermon for Today

A preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life.

The Andy Griffith Show Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee

Briscoe Darling decides to court and marry Aunt Bee after he is treated to her hospitality and home cooking. When he resorts to kidnapping, Andy rescues Aunt Bee and convinces her to make Briscoe work hard to clean up their home.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season's Greetings

A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.

Everybody Loves Raymond Tissues

Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.

Everybody Loves Raymond Snow Day

Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.

Everybody Loves Raymond Cookies

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

Everybody Loves Raymond Lucky Suit

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Skit

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Breakup Tape

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

The King of Queens Art House

Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.

The King of Queens Maybe Baby

A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.

The King of Queens Queasy Rider

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.

The King of Queens Female Problems

Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.

The King of Queens Assaulted Nuts

After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.

The King of Queens Parent Trapped

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.

Seinfeld The Pen

Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.

Seinfeld The Dog

Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.

Seinfeld The Library

The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.

Seinfeld The Parking Garage

Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.

Roseanne Tooth or Consequences

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.

Roseanne Daughters and Other Strangers

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.

Roseanne Two Down, One to Go

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Roseanne The Mommy's Curse

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

The Drew Barrymore Show Valerie Bertinelli; Sunny Anderson New

Valerie Bertinelli joins Drew and Ross to cover the news with a special cleaning theme; Sunny Anderson teaches Drew how to make her stir fry.

The Drew Barrymore Show Boston Rob; Dylan Efron New

Boston Rob and Dylan Efron tell Drew all about their competition series and take her on in a cleaning challenge.

The Andy Griffith Show The Gypsies

Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town.

The Andy Griffith Show Eat Your Heart Out

Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy.

The Andy Griffith Show A Baby in the House

Aunt Bee agrees to a week of baby-sitting for her niece and finds the infant adores everyone but her.

The Andy Griffith Show The County Clerk

Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.