TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Monday, March 30th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H Too Many Cooks
A clumsy soldier lifts the 4077th's spirits, but Col. Potter remains down in the dumps.
M*A*S*H Are You Now, Margaret?
A congressional aide on a fact-finding tour visits the 4077th.
M*A*S*H Guerrilla My Dreams
Hawkeye wants to heal a wounded Korean woman whom an ROK officer wants to question.
M*A*S*H Period of Adjustment
Radar's departure leaves everyone depressed.
Gunsmoke Blood Money
The father of a young gunfighter tries to end his son's career by wounding his gun hand.
Gunsmoke Dead Man's Law
A corrupt group attempts to take over Dodge City's law enforcement when Matt is thought to be dead.
Gunsmoke Hill Girl
A backwoods girl hitches a ride into Dodge and her bullying brothers follow.
Gunsmoke Buffalo Man
A trapper pursues the five Army deserters who beat his adopted Indian son and left him to die.
Gunsmoke The Jackals
Matt enters Mexico to pursue four fugitives wanted for murdering his friend, a retired sheriff.
The Andy Griffith Show Prisoner of Love
Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail.
The Andy Griffith Show Hot Rod Otis
Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population.
The Andy Griffith Show The Song Festers
Choir director John Masters decides to give Gomer the solo in the upcoming concert instead of Barney. Gomer fakes laryngitis when he learns how important the part is to Barney.
The Andy Griffith Show The Shoplifters
Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Vacation
Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy Saves Gomer
Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return.
Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Next
Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Shower
Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.
Everybody Loves Raymond Baggage
Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Bachelor Party
Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a traditional, Barone-style ceremony; Robert assigns Ray to keep an eye on his future brother-in-law, Peter (Chris Elliott). Fred Willard and Georgia Engel also guest star.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Everybody Loves Raymond Fun with Debra
Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.
Everybody Loves Raymond Thank You Notes
Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out "thank you" notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.
The King of Queens Big Dougie
Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.
The King of Queens Soft Touch
Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.
The King of Queens Restaurant Row
Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.
The King of Queens Flower Power
Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.
The King of Queens Whine Country
A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.
The King of Queens Do Rico
When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.
Seinfeld The Outing
An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.
Seinfeld The Old Man
When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.
Seinfeld The Implant
Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.
Seinfeld The Junior Mint
Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.
The Golden Girls The Engagement
Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiance is a bigamist.
The Golden Girls Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding.
The Golden Girls Rose the Prude
Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death.
The Golden Girls Transplant
Blanche must decide whether to donate one of her kidneys to the sister she hates.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
Aunt Bee buys a wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry.
The Andy Griffith Show The Darling Fortune
Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the Darling family comes into a fortune of $300.
The Andy Griffith Show Mind Over Matter
Goober, convinced that he has a severe case of whiplash, promptly becomes a helpless invalid.
The Andy Griffith Show Politics Begin at Home
Aunt Bee and Howard both decide to run for the office of town councilman.