TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern

The Golden Girls 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas

Sophia takes action when a depressed, gun-toting Santa Claus threatens to ruin Christmas for her and her housemates.

The Golden Girls Sisters

For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies her sister Angela in from Sicily, Italy, as a surprise; Dorothy's the one who's surprised when Sophia's reaction is that of disgust.

The Golden Girls The Stan Who Came to Dinner

Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open heart surgery; however, that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married.

The Golden Girls The Actor

The roommates swoon over a TV actor Patrick Vaughn who is appearing at their community theater.

The Golden Girls Before and After

Rose becomes convinced she is dead after suffering an esophageal spasm; after this experience she decides to live for the day.

The Golden Girls And Then There Was One

Dorothy and Rose agree to baby-sit a group of children, but one set of parents fails to claim its child.

The Golden Girls Bedtime Story

The roommates reminisce about the adventures they have shared.

The Golden Girls Forgive Me, Father

Dorothy becomes romantically interested in Frank Leahy, a fellow teacher whom she later discovers is a priest.

The Golden Girls Long Day's Journey Into Marinara

Angela Petrillo pays a return visit to Miami, making her sister's life miserable.

The Golden Girls Whose Face Is This, Anyway?

After attending a sorority reunion, Blanche considers having a face lift.

The Golden Girls Dorothy's Prized Pupil

One of Dorothy's pupils may face deportation, and she feels responsible.

The Golden Girls Diamond in the Rough

Blanche announces that she is canceling a date with her latest boyfriend, because he does not meet her standards.

The Golden Girls Son-In-Law Dearest

Dorothy dismays when her daughter is too forgiving of her unfaithful husband.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Sigh

Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Annoying Kid

Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.

Everybody Loves Raymond She's the One

Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with "the perfect woman."

Everybody Loves Raymond Marie's Vision

The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Thought That Counts

Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.

Everybody Loves Raymond Grandpa Steals

Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.

Everybody Loves Raymond Somebody Hates Raymond

Raymond learns that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him after Ray offers to be on his show.

Everybody Loves Raymond Just a Formality

Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Disciplinarian

Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.

Everybody Loves Raymond Sweet Charity

Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.

Everybody Loves Raymond Meeting the Parents

Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Plan

Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.

Everybody Loves Raymond Sleepover at Peggy's

When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.

Seinfeld The Wallet

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Seinfeld The Watch

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Seinfeld The Bubble Boy

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Seinfeld The Cheever Letters

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

Seinfeld The Opera

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Seinfeld The Virgin

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Seinfeld The Contest

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Seinfeld The Airport

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Seinfeld The Pick

Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risque underwear ad.

Seinfeld The Movie

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Seinfeld The Visa

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Seinfeld The Shoes

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Mission: Impossible

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

The New Adventures of Old Christine What About Barb?

Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.

The Drew Barrymore Show Joey Chestnut; Amirah Kassem; Jeff Mauro New

A special food news with Joey Chestnut, Sunny Anderson and Valerie Bertinelli; a wiener wars competition with Drew and Pilar Valdes going up against Amirah Kassem and Sunny Anderson, with Jeff Mauro and Joey Chestnut judging.

The Drew Barrymore Show Angourie Rice; Laura Day New

Angourie Rice tells Drew about Season 2 of the hit thriller "The Last Thing He Told Me"; Drew covers the news with Ross, Valerie and author Laura Day.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Girlfriend

Opie's friendship with an athletically superior girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female.

The Andy Griffith Show The Lodge

Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.

The Andy Griffith Show The Barbershop Quartet

The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of its singing contest.

The Andy Griffith Show The Ball Game

Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game and when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry, he becomes the town pariah.