TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Wednesday, April 1st TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H Private Finance
When Klinger tries to help a South Korean girl financially, her mother misunderstands his motives.
M*A*S*H Mr. & Mrs. Who
Charles is sure he had a great time in Tokyo, if he could only remember what he did.
M*A*S*H The Yalu Brick Road
Hawkeye and B.J. become lost in enemy territory.
Gunsmoke Zavala
Matt befriends a 13-year-old Mexican boy who believes the marshal can rid his village of a group of bandits.
Gunsmoke Uncle Finney
A bizarre attempted robbery by two bumbling hill-country brothers turns into a comedy of errors.
Gunsmoke Slocum
After Matt is forced to kill a crooked gambler, his vengeful father sets out to kill Matt.
Gunsmoke O'Quillian
A small, ornery Irishman (John McLiam) named O'Quillian spreads dissension in Dodge City.
Gunsmoke 9:12 to Dodge
Matt & Doc are troubled by a meddlesome woman as they escort an escaped convict.
The Andy Griffith Show The Rumor
Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt
Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.
The Andy Griffith Show Back to Nature
Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.
The Andy Griffith Show Gomer Pyle USMC
Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Loves Helen
Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.
Everybody Loves Raymond Jazz Records
After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Everybody Loves Raymond Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Everybody Loves Raymond Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Everybody Loves Raymond Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Everybody Loves Raymond Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Everybody Loves Raymond Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
The King of Queens Dark Meet
Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.
The King of Queens Twisted Sitters
Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.
The King of Queens Work Related
Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.
The King of Queens Better Camera
Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.
The King of Queens Wedding Presence
After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.
The King of Queens Hi-Def Jam
Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.
Seinfeld The Mango
Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.
Seinfeld The Glasses
George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.
Seinfeld The Puffy Shirt
Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.
Seinfeld The Sniffing Accountant
Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.
The Golden Girls Blanche and the Younger Man
Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson.
The Golden Girls Heart Attack
The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack.
The Golden Girls Stan's Return
Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.
The Golden Girls The Custody Battle
Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Otis the Deputy
Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober Makes History
Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher.
The Andy Griffith Show A New Doctor in Town
The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.
The Andy Griffith Show Don't Miss a Good Bet
Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.