TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Saturday, March 28th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
Roseanne Guilt by Imagination
Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.
Roseanne Homecoming
Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.
Roseanne Thanksgiving '93
A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.
Roseanne The Driver's Seat
Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.
Roseanne White Trash Christmas
The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.
Roseanne Suck Up or Shut Up
Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.
Roseanne Busted
Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.
Roseanne David vs. Goliath
Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.
Roseanne Everyone Comes to Jackie's
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
Roseanne Don't Make Room for Daddy
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.
Roseanne Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.
Roseanne Labor Day
Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.
Roseanne Past Imperfect
When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.
Roseanne Lies My Father Told Me
Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.
Seinfeld The Fix-Up
Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).
Seinfeld The Boyfriend
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
Seinfeld The Boyfriend
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
Seinfeld The Limo
Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.
Seinfeld The Good Samaritan
Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.
Seinfeld The Letter
After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.
Seinfeld The Parking Space
George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.
Seinfeld The Keys
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
Seinfeld The Trip
When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show,"' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.
Seinfeld The Trip
While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.
Seinfeld The Pitch
Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.
Seinfeld The Ticket
Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.
The King of Queens Meet By-Product
Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.
The King of Queens The Shmenkmans
Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.
The King of Queens Surprise Artie
Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.
The King of Queens Wild Cards
Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Has Two Mommies
Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.
The New Adventures of Old Christine No Fault Divorce
Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Exile on Lame Street
Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Fair to Remember
After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Passion of the Christine
Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Answer Is Maybe
When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Come to Papa Jeff
When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Oh God, Yes
Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Separation Anxiety
Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Champ
Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Playdate With Destiny
Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Women 'N Tuition
Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.
The Golden Girls Joust Between Friends
While Dorothy is laid off from teaching, she finds work at the same museum where Blanche goes to work.
The Golden Girls Love, Rose?
Dorothy and Blanche contrive an answer to Rose's personal ad.
