TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Tuesday, March 31st TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
M*A*S*H Goodbye Radar
Radar returns from Tokyo to find a new generator for the camp.
M*A*S*H Goodbye Radar
Klinger seems to lack Radar's knack for cutting through red tape to get some much-needed supplies for the unit.
M*A*S*H Nurse Doctor
Father Mulcahy becomes the object of a young nurse's affections.
Gunsmoke The First People
Matt is arrested after an Indian agent's stern restrictions lead to death on the reservation.
Gunsmoke Mr. Sam'l
A man (Ed Begley) arrives in drought-stricken Dodge City claiming he can find water.
Gunsmoke A Noose for Dobie Price
A former outlaw offers to help Matt find members of his old gang and convince them to come out of hiding.
Gunsmoke Lyle's Kid
A boy is trained as a gunfighter to seek vengeance for wrongs done to his father.
Gunsmoke The Hide Cutters
Matt joins a trail drive to prevent a conflict between the drivers and some hide-cutters.
The Andy Griffith Show Bargain Day
Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work.
The Andy Griffith Show Divorce, Mountain Style
Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.
The Andy Griffith Show A Deal Is a Deal
Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.
The Andy Griffith Show Fun Girls
Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.
The Andy Griffith Show Return of Malcolm Merriweather
Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcom Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.
Everybody Loves Raymond Home From School
Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.
Everybody Loves Raymond Misery Loves Company
After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Contractor
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.
Everybody Loves Raymond Peter on the Couch
When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Everybody Loves Raymond Liars
Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Surprise Party
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Bird
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
The King of Queens Roast Chicken
Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.
The King of Queens Fatty McButterpants
An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.
The King of Queens Class Struggle
Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.
The King of Queens Strike One
Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.
The King of Queens Strike Too
With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.
The King of Queens Strike Out
Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.
Seinfeld The Smelly Car
A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.
Seinfeld The Handicap Spot
George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.
Seinfeld The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
Seinfeld The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
The Golden Girls The Triangle
Dorothy's attractive date flirts with Blanche, sparking a rivalry between the two.
The Golden Girls On Golden Girls
Blanche's unruly teenage grandson visits, and goes out every night with a rough crowd.
The Golden Girls The Competition
Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy.
The Golden Girls Break In
After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show The Senior Play
Helen and her teenage students convince the principal the younger generation is no different from his own.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Finds a Baby
Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby and run into trouble when they try to find it some new parents.
The Andy Griffith Show Big Fish in a Small Town
Howard, a nonfisherman, antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching the biggest fish in the lake.
The Andy Griffith Show Only a Rose
Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the annual Mayberry Flower Show.