Thursday, September 3rd TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Aid Station
Hawkeye and Hot Lips gain a new respect for each other after working at an aid station under heavy fire.
M*A*S*H Love and Marriage
Hawkeye and Trapper help one soldier join his pregnant wife and try to stop another from marrying a business girl.
M*A*S*H Big Mac
The camp prepares for a visit from Gen. Douglas MacArthur.
M*A*S*H Payday
Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips and a vanished poker pot to Trapper.
Gunsmoke The Predators
An ex-gunfighter comes to Dodge seeking revenge against a man who betrayed him in a range war.
Gunsmoke Yankton
An egotistical drifter swears to get revenge on a wealthy rancher who beat him at poker.
Gunsmoke Blindman's Bluff
A lonely spinster finds romance with a wounded stranger she nurses back to health.
Gunsmoke Alias Festus Haggin
Festus is arrested and forced to stand trial as a murderer named Frank Eaton, who looks just like him.
Gunsmoke The Wedding
A strong-willed daughter marries against the wishes of her domineering father.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Vacation
Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy Saves Gomer
Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return.
The Andy Griffith Show Bargain Day
Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work.
The Andy Griffith Show Divorce, Mountain Style
Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.
The Andy Griffith Show Divorce, Mountain Style
Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.
The Andy Griffith Show A Deal Is a Deal
Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.
Everybody Loves Raymond Sister-in-Law
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Power of No
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond Pat's Secret
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Finale
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Everybody Loves Raymond Pilot
Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.
Everybody Loves Raymond I Love You
Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
Everybody Loves Raymond I Wish I Were Gus
Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.
The King of Queens Fresh Brood
When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.
The King of Queens Gambling N'Diction
Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.
The King of Queens Apartment Complex
Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.
The King of Queens Buggie Nights
Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.
The King of Queens Knee Jerk
Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.
The King of Queens Present Tense
When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.
Seinfeld The Boyfriend
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
Seinfeld The Boyfriend
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
Seinfeld The Limo
Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.
Seinfeld The Good Samaritan
Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.
Seinfeld The Letter
After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.
Seinfeld The Parking Space
George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Mole
After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.
The New Adventures of Old Christine For Love or Money
Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Girlfriend
Opie's friendship with an athletically superior girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female.
The Andy Griffith Show The Lodge
Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.
The Andy Griffith Show The Barbershop Quartet
The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of its singing contest.
The Andy Griffith Show The Ball Game
Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game and when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry, he becomes the town pariah.