Wednesday, September 9th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H The Kids
The 4077th becomes an impromptu orphanage when heavy shelling forces Korean children to seek shelter at the camp.
M*A*S*H Dear Peggy
B.J. writes home to his wife reporting Klinger's escape attempts and one of Frank's goof-ups.
M*A*S*H Of Moose and Men
Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel; B.J. helps a GI who has received a Dear John letter.
Gunsmoke The Sodbusters
Marshal Dillon rides into a range war while pursuing an outlaw.
Gunsmoke The Brothers
After being duped into helping to shoot and kill an outlaw, Kitty is pursued by the man's brother.
Gunsmoke Hostage
A gang of murderers called the Dog Soldiers swears vengeance against Matt for killing one of their members.
Gunsmoke Jubilee
A Kansas farmer (Scott Brady) dreams of making it rich with his quarter horse.
Gunsmoke Arizona Midnight
A little cowboy riding a giant horse rides into Dodge claiming that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Bloodhound
Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.
The Andy Griffith Show Man in the Middle
Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Uniform
Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Fortune
Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.
The Andy Griffith Show Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Gift
Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.
Everybody Loves Raymond High School
At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Letter
After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.
Everybody Loves Raymond All I Want for Christmas
A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.
Everybody Loves Raymond Civil Wars
Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.
Everybody Loves Raymond Mia Famiglia
Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.
Everybody Loves Raymond Marie's Meatballs
Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.
The King of Queens Home Cheapo
Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.
The King of Queens Offensive Fowl
Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.
The King of Queens Mild Bunch
Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.
The King of Queens Manhattan Project
Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.
The King of Queens China Syndrome
Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.
The King of Queens China Syndrome
Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.
Seinfeld The Pool Guy
The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.
Seinfeld The Sponge
Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.
Seinfeld The Gum
Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.
Seinfeld The Rye
A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.
Seinfeld The Caddy
A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.
Seinfeld The Seven
A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.
The Golden Girls Fiddler on the Ropes
Sophia invests her roommates' money in a prizefighter named "Kid Pepe" who is a gifted violinist.
The Golden Girls 'Till Death Do Us Volley
Dorothy and her former tennis rival play practical jokes during a reunion.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Dinner at Eight
Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house; but he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by three thoughtful friends.
The Andy Griffith Show A Visit to Barney Fife
Andy visits Barney at the Raleigh police department and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney Comes to Mayberry
Detective Barney Fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old hometown Mayberry; he goes to the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Old Girlfriend
Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.