Thursday, September 10th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Soldier of the Month
When Frank gets a fever, he makes out a will leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.
M*A*S*H The Gun
Hawkeye and B.J. suspect Frank of stealing a wounded colonel's antique gun.
M*A*S*H Mail Call Again
Mail call brings a "Dear John" letter from Frank's wife and news that Col. Potter is going to become a grandfather.
M*A*S*H The Price of Tomato Juice
Radar tries to get some tomato juice for Col. Potter and winds up involving the general of Corps Headquarters.
Gunsmoke Homecoming
Two outlaws return to visit their dying mother, then take Doc and Kitty hostage to ensure their safe escape.
Gunsmoke Patricia
Deputy Newley marries Patricia Colby, whom he had courted while both were tending the injured from a Kansas tornado.
Gunsmoke Shadler
Newly and a convict disguised as a priest unite to protect a small town from outlaws.
Gunsmoke Quiet Day in Dodge
Exhausted Matt returns with a dangerous prisoner, only to find chaos and confusion in Dodge City.
Gunsmoke Whelan's Men
A vengeful gunman and his band of outlaws terrorize Dodge City during Matt's absence.
The Andy Griffith Show The Pageant
Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.
The Andy Griffith Show The Darling Baby
The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Helen Have Their Day
Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people.
The Andy Griffith Show Three Wishes for Opie
Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes.
The Andy Griffith Show Otis Sues the County
Otis slips in the sheriff's office and a crooked lawyer convinces him to sue the county so it will be forced to upgrade the jail. Thinking Andy and Barney will be happy, Otis agrees.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Checkbook
Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Ride-Along
Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Family Bed
Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.
Everybody Loves Raymond Good Girls
Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl."
Everybody Loves Raymond T-Ball
Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.
Everybody Loves Raymond Traffic School
Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.
Everybody Loves Raymond Six Feet Under
Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.
The King of Queens Single Spaced
Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.
The King of Queens Pilot
In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.
The King of Queens Fat City
Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.
The King of Queens Cello, Goodbye
Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.
The King of Queens Richie's Song
Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.
The King of Queens Paternal Affairs
Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.
Seinfeld The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
Seinfeld The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
Seinfeld The Shower Head
Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.
Seinfeld The Doll
George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.
Seinfeld The Friars Club
Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.
Seinfeld The Wig Master
George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat."
The New Adventures of Old Christine Subway, Somehow
Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Up in the Airport
Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Restaurant
Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.
The Andy Griffith Show Floyd's Barbershop
Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.
The Andy Griffith Show The Statue
Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.
The Andy Griffith Show Helen, the Authoress
Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity.