Tuesday, September 8th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H It Happened One Night
Hawkeye fights to keep a wounded soldier alive while an incessant barrage goes on near the 4077th.
M*A*S*H Hey, Doc
The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.
M*A*S*H Dear Mildred
While Col. Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a woodcarving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse.
Gunsmoke Sarah
Matt poses as an old love's (Anne Francis) husband when he rides into an outlaw hide-out.
Gunsmoke The Fugitives
An outlaw takes Doc Adams and Festus hostage so they can care for his injured brother.
Gunsmoke Eleven Dollars
Festus is attacked on his way to deliver money to a young woman who has been suddenly cut free from the confines of her sheltered life by the death of her father.
Gunsmoke Milligan
A local farmer joins a posse and is criticized and punished for shooting an outlaw in the back.
Gunsmoke Tatum
Bitter townspeople don't want an elderly gunfighter buried next to his wife in their cemetery.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Loves Helen
Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Physical
Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.
The Andy Griffith Show Family Visit
Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.
The Andy Griffith Show The Education of Ernest T. Bass
Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Romance
Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags.
Everybody Loves Raymond Father Knows Least
Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.
Everybody Loves Raymond Brother
The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.
Everybody Loves Raymond Mozart
Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.
Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.
Everybody Loves Raymond Anniversary
At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.
Everybody Loves Raymond Working Late Again
Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Children's Book
Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.
The King of Queens Mama Cast
When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.
The King of Queens Affair Trade
Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.
The King of Queens Moxie Moron
Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.
The King of Queens Major Disturbance
Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.
The King of Queens Ruff Goin'
Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.
The King of Queens Brace Yourself
A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.
Seinfeld The Postponement
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
Seinfeld The Maestro
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
Seinfeld The Wink
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
Seinfeld The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
Seinfeld The Soup Nazi
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
Seinfeld The Secret Code
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancée, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
The Golden Girls Two Rode Together
Dorothy takes Sophia to Disney World for quality time; Rose and Blanche write a children's book.
The Golden Girls You Gotta Have Hope
Rose finally gets to confront her fantasy that Bob Hope is her father.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show Otis the Deputy
Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober Makes History
Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher.
The Andy Griffith Show A New Doctor in Town
The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.
The Andy Griffith Show Don't Miss a Good Bet
Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.