Tuesday, September 1st TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Mad Dogs and Servicemen
While a search goes on for a dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a case of hysterical paralysis.
M*A*S*H Private Charles Lamb
Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier.
M*A*S*H Bombed
Frank is driven by his jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Hot Lips.
Gunsmoke Trafton
Matt tries to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest.
Gunsmoke Drago
An elderly trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him.
Gunsmoke The Bullet
A bushwhacked Matt will die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed.
Gunsmoke The Bullet
Festus and Newly overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to a wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold.
Gunsmoke The Bullet
Doc must decide whether to risk operating on the gravely wounded Matt.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie and His Merry Men
Opie and his friends take their roles as Robin Hood's men seriously when they befriend a hobo.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and the Cave Rescue
Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Opie's Pal
Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee the Crusader
Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Sidecar
Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Mentor
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
Everybody Loves Raymond Golf for It
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Home
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Everybody Loves Raymond Not So Fast
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
Everybody Loves Raymond Angry Sex
Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.
Everybody Loves Raymond P.T. & A
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ally's F
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
The King of Queens Buy Curious
When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.
The King of Queens Pole Lox
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.
The King of Queens Vocal Discord
Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.
The King of Queens Consummate Professional
Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.
The King of Queens Like Hell
Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.
The King of Queens Sandwiched Out
The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.
Seinfeld The Dog
Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.
Seinfeld The Library
The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.
Seinfeld The Parking Garage
Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.
Seinfeld The Cafe
Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small café backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.
Seinfeld The Tape
Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.
Seinfeld The Nose Job
Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.
The Golden Girls And Ma Makes Three
Sophia is a third wheel when Dorothy and her new boyfriend plan a trip without her.
The Golden Girls Larceny and Old Lace
Sophia's new boyfriend Rocco robs a bank and makes her an unsuspecting accomplice.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show The Gypsies
Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town.
The Andy Griffith Show Eat Your Heart Out
Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy.
The Andy Griffith Show A Baby in the House
Aunt Bee agrees to a week of baby-sitting for her niece and finds the infant adores everyone but her.
The Andy Griffith Show The County Clerk
Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.