Saturday, September 5th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.
Roseanne The White Sheep of the Family
A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.
Roseanne Becky Howser, M.D.
Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.
Roseanne Out of the Past
Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.
Roseanne Construction Junction
Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.
Roseanne We're Going to Disney World
Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida.
Roseanne Disney World War II
The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.
Roseanne Springtime for David
David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.
Roseanne Another Mouth to Shut Up
Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.
Roseanne Morning Becomes Obnoxious
A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.
Roseanne Ballroom Blitz
Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.
Roseanne The Wedding
The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.
Roseanne Heart & Soul
Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.
Roseanne Fights and Stuff
After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.
Seinfeld The Watch
Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.
Seinfeld The Bubble Boy
Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.
Seinfeld The Cheever Letters
Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.
Seinfeld The Opera
A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).
Seinfeld The Virgin
Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.
Seinfeld The Contest
Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.
Seinfeld The Airport
Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.
Seinfeld The Pick
Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad.
Seinfeld The Movie
Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.
Seinfeld The Visa
Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.
Seinfeld The Shoes
Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.
Seinfeld The Outing
An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.
Seinfeld The Old Man
When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.
Seinfeld The Implant
Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.
Seinfeld The Junior Mint
Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.
Seinfeld The Smelly Car
A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.
Seinfeld The Handicap Spot
George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.
Seinfeld The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
Seinfeld The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
Seinfeld The Mango
Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Nuts
Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love Woo, I Hate You
Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.
The New Adventures of Old Christine It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Whale of a Tale
The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Truth or Dare
Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns, and she must sort out her feelings.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Family Unfair
As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Sweet Charity
After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.
The Golden Girls Mother's Day
In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.