Monday, September 7th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Adam's Ribs
Tired of the GI diet of liver and fish, Hawkeye calls Chicago for an order of ribs.
M*A*S*H Abyssinia, Henry
When Henry gets his discharge, Frank concerns himself with taking command.
M*A*S*H The Late Captain Pierce
Hawkeye finds it no easy matter to establish that he's alive after he finds out his father was notified of his demise.
M*A*S*H The Bus
Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.
M*A*S*H Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler
An intelligence officer and a psychiatrist grapple for the fate of a wounded officer who claims he's Jesus Christ.
M*A*S*H Deluge
A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm.
M*A*S*H The Interview
Famed newscaster Clete Roberts visits the 4077th for a report on the feelings of the people stationed there.
M*A*S*H The Nurses
The long-smoldering feud between Hot Lips and the nurses in her command comes to a head when she confines one of them to her tent.
M*A*S*H Dear Sigmund
Psychiatrist Maj. Freedman visits the 4077th to clear his head and finds release in its unique form of insanity.
M*A*S*H Mulcahy's War
An embittered private refuses to heed Father Mulcahy's counsel because the priest has never experienced front-line duty.
M*A*S*H Movie Tonight
Col. Potter plans to show his all-time favorite Western as a pick-me-up for the company's badly sagging morale.
M*A*S*H Last Laugh
B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members.
M*A*S*H The Merchant of Korea
B.J. borrows $200 from Charles to send to his wife, only to have Charles take advantage of him in various ways.
M*A*S*H The Smell of Music
Charles' French horn practicing causes Hawkeye and B.J. to go on a bath strike.
Seinfeld The Wife
Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.
Seinfeld The Raincoats
Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.
Seinfeld The Raincoats
Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.
Seinfeld The Fire
George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.
Seinfeld The Hamptons
George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.
Seinfeld The Opposite
George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."
Seinfeld The Chaperone
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
Seinfeld The Big Salad
George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.
Seinfeld The Pledge Drive
Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
Seinfeld The Chinese Woman
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
Seinfeld The Couch
Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).
Seinfeld The Gymnast
Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.
Seinfeld The Soup
Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.
Seinfeld The Mom and Pop Store
Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.
Seinfeld The Secretary
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
Seinfeld The Switch
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
Seinfeld The Scofflaw
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Seinfeld The Beard
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
Seinfeld The Kiss Hello
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
Seinfeld The Doodle
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
Seinfeld The Diplomats Club
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
Seinfeld The Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
Seinfeld The Engagement
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
The Golden Girls Love Me Tender
Sophia disapproves of the man Dorothy is dating; Blanche and Rose befriend juvenile delinquents.
The Golden Girls Valentine's Day
The girls sit around, eat cheesecake, and remember terrible Valentine's Day experiences.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
The Andy Griffith Show The Senior Play
Helen and her teenage students convince the principal the younger generation is no different from his own.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Finds a Baby
Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby and run into trouble when they try to find it some new parents.
The Andy Griffith Show Big Fish in a Small Town
Howard, a non-fisherman, antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching the biggest fish in the lake.
The Andy Griffith Show Only a Rose
Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the annual Mayberry Flower Show.