Friday, September 4th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H White Gold
Col. Flagg turns up at the 4077th wanting penicillin to barter for information.
M*A*S*H Welcome to Korea
As soon as Frank is in charge, Hawkeye skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper and welcomes a new surgeon.
M*A*S*H Welcome to Korea
Hawkeye (Alan Alda) says goodbye to an old friend and welcomes a new one in the form of B.J. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell).
M*A*S*H Change of Command
Frank settles in as commanding officer only to have a new one appointed over his head.
Gunsmoke The River
Matt recovers loot from a series of holdups but is pursued by thieves.
Gunsmoke The River
While on a raft with two children, Matt faces a dual threat from the outlaws and a Frenchman he saved earlier.
Gunsmoke Bohannan
Skeptical Doc Adams attempts to expose a supposed faith healer (Richard Kiley) as a charlatan.
Gunsmoke Judgement
After serving a prison term for Army desertion, a former convict comes seeking revenge against the man who caused his capture.
Gunsmoke The Drummer
A former cavalryman is attracted to the mother of a half-Indian boy injured in an Indian massacre led by the soldier.
The Andy Griffith Show Fun Girls
Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.
The Andy Griffith Show Return of Malcolm Merriweather
Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcolm Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.
The Andy Griffith Show The Rumor
Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt
Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.
The Andy Griffith Show Back to Nature
Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.
The Andy Griffith Show Gomer Pyle USMC
Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.
Everybody Loves Raymond Standard Deviation
Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.
Everybody Loves Raymond Look Don't Touch
Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.
Everybody Loves Raymond Frank the Writer
Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.
Everybody Loves Raymond Your Place or Mine?
After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.
Everybody Loves Raymond In-Laws
Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.
Everybody Loves Raymond Win, Lose or Draw
Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.
Everybody Loves Raymond Turkey or Fish
Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.
The King of Queens Sold-Y Locks
Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.
The King of Queens Emotional Rollercoaster
Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.
The King of Queens Four Play
Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.
The King of Queens Hartford Wailer
Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.
The King of Queens Fight Schlub
Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.
The King of Queens Acting Out
Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.
Seinfeld The Keys
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
Seinfeld The Trip
When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show," he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.
Seinfeld The Trip
While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.
Seinfeld The Pitch
Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show.
Seinfeld The Ticket
Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.
Seinfeld The Wallet
Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Dr. Little Man
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Curious Case of Britney B
The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
Roseanne The Getaway, Almost
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
Roseanne The Last Thursday in November
D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.
Roseanne Of Mice and Dan
Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.
Roseanne Direct to Video
Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.
Roseanne December Bride
A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.