Friday, September 11th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Dear Ma
Radar writes home to his mother while Hawkeye carries on foot inspection and Col. Potter gets shot in the backside.
M*A*S*H Der Tag
Hawkeye and B.J.'s efforts to be nice to Frank backfire when they invite him to join their poker game, and he cleans them out.
M*A*S*H Hawkeye
Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English.
M*A*S*H Some 38th Parallels
Frank decides to make money by auctioning off the camp garbage; Hawkeye's love life suffers a serious attack.
Gunsmoke Kimbrough
Matt hopes to rehabilitate his former mentor (John Anderson), now an itinerant drunk who sweeps out stables for whiskey money.
Gunsmoke Jesse
Festus encounters an old friend (Brock Peters), now a fugitive from the law.
Gunsmoke Talbot
An outlaw (Anthony Zerbe) falls in love with the widow (Salome Jens) of a man he killed in self-defense.
Gunsmoke This Golden Land
The surviving son (Richard Dreyfuss) of a Russian emigrant seeks vengeance for the hazing death of his brother.
Gunsmoke Matt's Love Story
Wounded Matt, also suffering from a case of amnesia, falls in love with a beautiful widow.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney Fife, Realtor
Barney becomes a part-time real-estate agent and soon has a couple of buyers and sellers lined up, including Andy.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober Takes a Car Apart
Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office.
The Andy Griffith Show The Rehabilitation of Otis
Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse.
The Andy Griffith Show The Lucky Letter
Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober and the Art of Love
Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney Runs for Sheriff
Barney runs for sheriff when it seems Andy has found another job.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Garage Sale
Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Wedding
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Wedding
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Invasion
Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.
Everybody Loves Raymond Driving Frank
Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Sitter
Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.
Everybody Loves Raymond Getting Even
Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.
The King of Queens Head First
Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.
The King of Queens The Rock
Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.
The King of Queens Educating Doug
Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.
The King of Queens Road Rayge
Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.
The King of Queens Supermarket Story
Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.
Seinfeld The Calzone
George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.
Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit
Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.
Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit
Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.
Seinfeld The Wait Out
Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.
Seinfeld The Invitations
George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.
Seinfeld The Foundation
George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Revenge Makeover
Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love What You Do for Me
When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.
Roseanne Call Waiting
Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.
Roseanne Life and Stuff
Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.
Roseanne We're in the Money
Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.
Roseanne D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.
Roseanne Language Lessons
Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.