Saturday, September 12th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne Radio Days
Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.
Roseanne Lovers' Lane
On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.
Roseanne The Memory Game
Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne.
Roseanne Here's to Good Friends
Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.
Roseanne Dan's Birthday Bash
When Dan goes head-to-head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.
Roseanne Saturday
Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.
Roseanne Canoga Time
Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.
Roseanne The Monday Thru Friday Show
Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.
Roseanne Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.
Roseanne Father's Day
Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticizes Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.
Roseanne Nightmare on Oak Street
When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.
Roseanne Mall Story
It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.
Roseanne Becky's Choice
Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.
Roseanne The Slice of Life
Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.
Seinfeld The Soul Mate
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
Seinfeld The Bizarro Jerry
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
Seinfeld The Little Kicks
Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.
Seinfeld The Package
Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.
Seinfeld The Fatigues
The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.
Seinfeld The Checks
Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.
Seinfeld The Chicken Roaster
Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.
Seinfeld The Abstinence
George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.
Seinfeld The Andrea Doria
George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.
Seinfeld The Little Jerry
George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.
Seinfeld The Comeback
Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.
Seinfeld The Van Buren Boys
George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancée; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.
Seinfeld The Susie
A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.
Seinfeld The Pothole
George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.
Seinfeld The English Patient
Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.
Seinfeld The Nap
George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).
Seinfeld The Yada Yada
George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."
Seinfeld The Butter Shave
Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.
Seinfeld The Blood
At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.
Seinfeld The Junk Mail
Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Scream
Christine mistakes a good-looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!
The New Adventures of Old Christine Get Smarter
When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Pilot
On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Supertramp
When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Open Water
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.
The New Adventures of Old Christine One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I'll Show You Mine
After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Other F Word
Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Long Day's Journey Into Stan
Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Teach Your Children Well
Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home.
The Golden Girls High Anxiety
Dorothy and Blanche try to help Rose overcome a 30-year dependency on prescription medication.